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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2025 Week 11

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 3, 2025, 10:01 p.m.

Overall Rationale: I’ve got to recalibrate bc I feel like a lot has been turned all around lately on where teams should be ranked. What better way to recalibrate than going to a spa run by woodland creatures, gnomes, and a massive whirlpool of death and destruction with an angry squid at the center of it? That’s right, I went to White Castle for dinner on Sunday.

Rank Team Reason
1 Indiana Hoosiers I’m a busy man, I’ve got a lot happening ya know. And at the end of the week I just want to watch a bit of football, eat a burrito, and lick a doorknob or two. Hey, guilty pleasures. And while I can’t prove it, I think Coach Cig, Mr Cig, the Ciganet, Coach Cignetti, also likes to partake in those same activities. But rather than be a bum just watching football (me) he’s coaching the historical doormat of Indiana to a 9-0 season with wins over Oregon and Iowa. The vast majority of their games, they’ve absolutely embarrassed their opponents and have the best case for number one.
2 Ohio State Buckeyes Ohio State *should* be a championship team, but they keep not being able to convince me. I don’t want to penalize a team for not being flashy, especially since last year this same school was anything but flashy and went on to win the natty, but cmon have a little showmanship.
3 Texas A&M Aggies Now the Ags, they are scary right now. They’re scary because they’re giving me hope, and that’s the most dangerous part. I know better, they say they’ve changed, they put on the facade and win 8 in a row with no losses and wins over Notre Dame and they beat LSU so badly they fire their coach and the entire state apparatus gets involved and is a total embarrassment, and they even start working out again. But you know deep down they can’t change and they’ll be the same Aggies that have broken your heart year after year, game after game, but damnit they do look good right now.
4 Alabama Crimson Tide Alabama has almost had an absolutely heavenly season. If they hadn’t had an extremely embarrassing opening weekend loss to what has been revealed to be a hapless FSU, they would absolutely be the top team in the country. Ain’t that a shame? Who haven’t they beat (apart from FSU of course)?
5 Texas Tech Red Raiders Tech at five is probably going to ruffle some feathers, especially in Provo. My reading of things is that Tech barely lost to ASU while on their backup qb and have their primary qb back and dominated a resurgent KSU. As far as I’m concerned they’re a top tier team. Everything will be solved between them when BYU and TTU face off.
6 BYU Cougars BYU IS PLANNING A TORTILLA FALSE FLAG, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
7 Oregon Ducks I’ve moved the ducks down, purely because I can’t just let them keep running off the hype. These last few games will be their chance to prove themselves. Iowa is a sneaky big matchup.
8 Georgia Bulldogs I do not like you.
9 Louisville Cardinals Louisville has an impressive record overall and I was too harsh in how I penalized them after the UVa loss. I think they’re the many good schools this year from the Ohio River Valley.
10 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Catholic on Catholic violence, overall solid team this year that can beat most schools.
11 Ole Miss Rebels They get ready for their most challenging game of the season next, Citadel.
12 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets They could not keep getting away with it. NC State is kind of a crazy team this year.
13 Virginia Cavaliers They, apparently, can keep getting away with it. NC State is kind of a crazy team this year.
14 Utah Utes Utah I’ve been too harsh to you this year, cruise through these last three games and you may have a shot at the Big XII title game.
15 Iowa Hawkeyes I’ve finally come around to it. Iowa plays offense now.
16 Texas Longhorns Arch appears to have turned a corner the past couple of weeks. This does not bode well for the Aggies given the style of play I’ve seen from him is the exact type that will give our defense issues.
17 USC Trojans Big Trojan fan. Sneaky difficult remainder of their schedule.
18 Vanderbilt Commodores :(
19 Arizona State Sun Devils I’m resuming my respect for them, but they’re fighting with a hand behind their back at this point.
20 Miami Hurricanes Mario Cristobal. A second Mario Cristobal loss has hit the hurricanes.
21 Memphis Tigers HOW GOOD IS UAB
22 Oklahoma Sooners I don’t like ranking you, but after I’ve moved texas up considerably in my rankings and reevaluating this squad they can stay ranked for now.
23 Pittsburgh Panthers Pitt has been getting massive disrespect, largely because of an embarrassing season opening loss to rival WVU who has proven to be the shit that Pitt eats. But, Pitt is a solid squad and has a shot to the ACC championship. These last three games are going to be a trial by fire.
24 Missouri Tigers They likely will not remain ranked after this week. Or they’ll pull a massive upset on the Aggies, which would be perfectly on brand.
25 James Madison Dukes My sweet prince JMU, their long shot bid is becoming ever more likely. Could we get a JMU - Indiana playoff game? That would be amazing and terrible.

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