Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 2, 2025, 2:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Elite Ball Knowledge
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Struggling to come up with a single flaw with this team… they run the ball only pretty good I guess??? |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Exact same as OSU with a side of extra murderball |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
If they beat Mizzou this week the natural order has officially been broken |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
I am once again asking… how did they lose to FSU |
| 5 |
BYU Cougars
|
BYU was in this exact same position last year, so I’m uncomfortable trusting them. They can dispel any doubt by beating TTU and then dropping two games to end the year anyway |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
They dodge the interim coach buff from UF, now only Miss St, Texas and GT stand in their way of a guaranteed playoff berth |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I need to have a talk with whoever gave them this schedule because my god is it easy |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Iowa should be a ranked matchup now, they need all the momentum they can get |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
I really hope the committee makes the BYU game a top 10 matchup but we live in a post-reality world so I don’t expect much |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Apparently having no kicker and no redzone offense doesn’t even matter when all you do is hit dingers |
| 11 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
This team is either the most clutch football team ever assembled or they made deals with every spiritual entity ever known |
| 12 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
They keep starting games slow but I think they end up winning the conference somehow |
| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Fortunately the rest of their games are still winnable, unfortunately all of their opponents are capable of beating them just as easily and that includes BC |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Arch Manning finally got the “I am literally a Manning” patch |
| 15 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
One (previously) ranked opponent down in the 3 game gauntlet, Alabama and Mizzou remain |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Cristobal and choking away games in November, name a more iconic duo |
| 17 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Valiant effort but it’s a miracle the Dores were even in the game at the end. Looks like the Tennessee game might end up being critical to their playoff hopes which would be appointment football |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
This team keeps winning games they should’ve lost and losing games they should’ve won |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
PAC-12 demons to hopeful B1G invite to BXII gatekeepers was certainly a trajectory |
| 20 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Still a ways to go with Tulane and Navy still left but they control their own destiny |
| 21 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Iowa the possible 3rd/4th team in the CFP? Closer than you realize |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Back to back Reliaquest Bowl champs? |
| 23 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
They play ND, GT and Miami to end the year… 👀 |
| 24 |
Washington Huskies
|
They are like the 4th or 5th B1G team that could pretty easily to get to 10 wins can we do something about these conferences now |
| 25 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
Woof. Or…idk I have no idea what sound a Bearcat makes DROPPED: (16) Houston, (18) Navy, (19) Tennessee, (24) Tulane HONORABLE MENTIONS: Mizzou, James Madison, North Texas, San Diego State, Navy |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.35 |
| 24 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |