Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 2, 2025, 1:28 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Learned they were playing a football game in second half |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Most complete offense, but Ohio State’s defense keeps Ohio State above them |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
bye |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
bye |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
bye |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Stole yet another win |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
If they hadn’t actually lost to Georgia they’d easily be above |
| 8 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
|
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
|
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
|
| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
Pounding everyone except those above them |
| 12 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Dave Doeren legacy game victim |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
|
| 14 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
U still suck, Carson Beck |
| 15 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Arch hit his head too hard and became Mahomes |
| 16 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Heupel is too nice |
| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
|
| 18 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
|
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
|
| 20 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Ended Stanford’s fairytale stretch |
| 21 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Won the 2023 B10 championship rematch |
| 22 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
Played a real team |
| 23 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
|
| 24 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
|
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.43 |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
-0.51 |
| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
0.44 |
| 12 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.55 |
| 14 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.24 |
| 15 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
-0.38 |
| 18 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
-0.77 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
2.12 |
| 21 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.70 |
| 23 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.18 |
| 24 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
0.10 |
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
-0.21 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Missouri Tigers
|
0.66 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.17 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.32 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.00 |
Total Score: 7.78