Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 2, 2025, 12:11 a.m.
Overall Rationale: trying to keep the P4 in order of undefeated, 1 loss, 2 loss, and putting in the best G5 teams where i see fit. if you win ugly against a bad team i will punish you for it because i'm a hater ig idk
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
please just beat michigan man you're the best team in the nation just do it |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
that was one of the weirder blowouts i've seen |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
shoutout for getting brian kelly fired! |
| 4 |
BYU Cougars
|
we're gonna learn a LOT about this BYU team next week |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
FINAL SCORE: Alabama 24, Bye Week 21 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
people won't say it, but oregon's remaining schedule is a gauntlet |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
their one loss was an outlier with a backup QB, i think they're still as good as we had thought previously |
| 8 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
i'm moving texas tech above you because you should have lost to florida. i have a very strong feeling you guys are fraudulent but i'll hold firm for now... |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
you had better get to work on that contract extension |
| 10 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
i really don't know what to do after #9 |
| 11 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
lost to the team above you |
| 12 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| 13 |
Texas Longhorns
|
arch manning is like my old CRT TV that if it wasn't working properly you just had to hit it really hard and it would magically fix itself |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
impressive win to stay alive in the CFP race |
| 15 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
i remember that it was 34-10 at one point. you can't hide behind the 3 point margin |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
whooo boy |
| 17 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| 18 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
that was an... alarming result against a 1 win team... |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
has anyone seen makai lemon lately? |
| 20 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
you only won by 5 against purdue? that's crazy, no one would ever struggle with purdue |
| 21 |
Washington Huskies
|
hey AP, they should be ranked. |
| 22 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
brendan sorsby saw he was starting to get some NFL draft hype and decided to kill it quickly |
| 23 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
"someone asked me why i hate the military" - drew mestemaker, probably |
| 24 |
James Madison Dukes
|
this spot was between you and memphis, but your loss is to a ranked louisville team while memphis' loss is to... (checks notes) UAB... uh... yeah... |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
people really gotta learn the name Mason Heintschel |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.28 |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.05 |
| 8 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.09 |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.58 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.34 |
| 22 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.70 |
| 23 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Missouri Tigers
|
0.66 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.49 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.17 |
Total Score: 3.35