Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 29, 2025, 11:58 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Teams with I's and O's for logos eating good in the rankings
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Teams with O's and U's for logos eating good up at the top |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
With Mateer out of the picture, Dante Moore has been making the plays to be a Heisman front-runner |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Best team in Florida |
| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
I mean, you absolutely do not deserve a top 5 spot with your superman QB gone, but enjoy your time here anyway |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Top 5 Indiana WOOOOOOOOO |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Okay so...SURELY you can run the schedule without a loss until late October |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Bye week to prepare for those tricky Cougs |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Arch...Arch if you choke against Florida of all teams... |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
That game result could have been sent to me in an email |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
Just get to the Holy War undefeated |
| 11 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Surprised your WR didnt die on that field storming |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
No matter how bad the players are, or the coaches, or the entire team, no matter what: Bama still owns Georgia |
| 13 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
And when I mean own, I mean play competitively enough to win while you also make enough mistakes to cost your team points and the win as well |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Mississippi State being good now? First Missouri, now Vandy, Is there anyone in this conference who can just be bad? (jk it's always Florida) |
| 15 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Feels like I've ranked too many Texas teams |
| 16 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Just handle Cinci and the corpse of Colorado so you can actually be undefeated before a big late season game |
| 17 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Shoutout to ol' Vandy and getting Gameday to come to lil ol' Bama (Also Vandy where is your defense) |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Okay so when Vandy gets boat raced next week, Bama will be sitting prey for you after a good week of bye prep |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
Fraudulent, but not Clemson Fraudulent |
| 20 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Looking at your schedule again, like maybe little brother's road environment will be tough for your freshman QB? Otherwise, you SHOULD be able to get to The Game for your other little brother |
| 21 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
Okay really, the entire state of Texas decided to be good at football this season?! Also, tough matchup against USF. Win here easily puts you in the national spotlight for G5 |
| 22 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
...Wake Forest? |
| 23 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Indiana is just THAT good |
| 24 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Virginia? You're telling me Virginia is...decent? |
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Arkansas is falling apart so it's less impressive now, but Memphis is the sneaky pick for G5 incase USF and UNT both implode |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.04 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.05 |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.54 |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
1.13 |
| 11 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.94 |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.05 |
| 15 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-0.26 |
| 16 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
-0.25 |
| 17 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
-0.22 |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.61 |
| 22 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
-0.57 |
| 23 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |