Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 29, 2025, 11:58 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Teams with I's and O's for logos eating good in the rankings
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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Teams with O's and U's for logos eating good up at the top |
2 |
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With Mateer out of the picture, Dante Moore has been making the plays to be a Heisman front-runner |
3 |
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Best team in Florida |
4 |
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I mean, you absolutely do not deserve a top 5 spot with your superman QB gone, but enjoy your time here anyway |
5 |
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Top 5 Indiana WOOOOOOOOO |
6 |
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Okay so...SURELY you can run the schedule without a loss until late October |
7 |
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Bye week to prepare for those tricky Cougs |
8 |
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Arch...Arch if you choke against Florida of all teams... |
9 |
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That game result could have been sent to me in an email |
10 |
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Just get to the Holy War undefeated |
11 |
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Surprised your WR didnt die on that field storming |
12 |
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No matter how bad the players are, or the coaches, or the entire team, no matter what: Bama still owns Georgia |
13 |
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And when I mean own, I mean play competitively enough to win while you also make enough mistakes to cost your team points and the win as well |
14 |
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Mississippi State being good now? First Missouri, now Vandy, Is there anyone in this conference who can just be bad? (jk it's always Florida) |
15 |
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Feels like I've ranked too many Texas teams |
16 |
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Just handle Cinci and the corpse of Colorado so you can actually be undefeated before a big late season game |
17 |
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Shoutout to ol' Vandy and getting Gameday to come to lil ol' Bama (Also Vandy where is your defense) |
18 |
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Okay so when Vandy gets boat raced next week, Bama will be sitting prey for you after a good week of bye prep |
19 |
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Fraudulent, but not Clemson Fraudulent |
20 |
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Looking at your schedule again, like maybe little brother's road environment will be tough for your freshman QB? Otherwise, you SHOULD be able to get to The Game for your other little brother |
21 |
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Okay really, the entire state of Texas decided to be good at football this season?! Also, tough matchup against USF. Win here easily puts you in the national spotlight for G5 |
22 |
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...Wake Forest? |
23 |
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Indiana is just THAT good |
24 |
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Virginia? You're telling me Virginia is...decent? |
25 |
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Arkansas is falling apart so it's less impressive now, but Memphis is the sneaky pick for G5 incase USF and UNT both implode |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.00 |
4 |
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0.04 |
5 |
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0.00 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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-0.05 |
8 |
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0.54 |
9 |
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0.00 |
10 |
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1.13 |
11 |
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0.94 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.00 |
14 |
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0.05 |
15 |
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-0.26 |
16 |
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-0.25 |
17 |
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-0.22 |
18 |
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0.00 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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0.00 |
21 |
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0.61 |
22 |
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-0.57 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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0.00 |
25 |
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0.00 |