MemeLovingLoser Ballot for 2025 Week 6
Ballot Type: Computer
Submitted: Sept. 28, 2025, 2:23 p.m.
Overall Rationale: This model was not designed to be taken seriously until week 7 or 8. Consume this ballot with caution. Hybrid Power Ranking and Resume Poll. Based on team statistics with each statistic being weighted differently, and more recent games having more weight to bring it more inline with human polls. Teams must have played 12 games as an FBS school to qualify for a ranking (prior year games against an FBS while still in FCS count). Stats earned against FCS teams are weighted less. Overtime losses count as a "partial win" with the value being n/(n+1) where "n" is the number of OTs (whereas wins are worth 1).
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Change: None | Previous Rank: 1st | Wins Composite Rank: 1st | SoS Composite Rank: 4th | Margin of Victory Rank: 47th | Penalties Composite Rank: 132nd | Yardage Composite Rank: 18th | Turnover Composite Rank: 92nd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 78th | Other Stats Rank: 20th |
| 2 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Change: None | Previous Rank: 2nd | Wins Composite Rank: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 6th | Margin of Victory Rank: 18th | Penalties Composite Rank: 112th | Yardage Composite Rank: 10th | Turnover Composite Rank: 100th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 17th | Other Stats Rank: 83rd |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Change: None | Previous Rank: 3rd | Wins Composite Rank: 20th | SoS Composite Rank: 17th | Margin of Victory Rank: 2nd | Penalties Composite Rank: 8th | Yardage Composite Rank: 3rd | Turnover Composite Rank: 13th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 69th | Other Stats Rank: 2nd |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Change: ▲ 3 | Previous Rank: 7th | Wins Composite Rank: 10th | SoS Composite Rank: 19th | Margin of Victory Rank: 7th | Penalties Composite Rank: 17th | Yardage Composite Rank: 13th | Turnover Composite Rank: 85th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 25th | Other Stats Rank: 6th |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Change: ▲ 3 | Previous Rank: 8th | Wins Composite Rank: 3rd | SoS Composite Rank: 21st | Margin of Victory Rank: 19th | Penalties Composite Rank: 67th | Yardage Composite Rank: 9th | Turnover Composite Rank: 131st | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 15th | Other Stats Rank: 21st |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Change: ▲ 6 | Previous Rank: 12th | Wins Composite Rank: 25th | SoS Composite Rank: 2nd | Margin of Victory Rank: 14th | Penalties Composite Rank: 60th | Yardage Composite Rank: 16th | Turnover Composite Rank: 1st | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 12th | Other Stats Rank: 66th |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Change: ▲ 16 | Previous Rank: 23rd | Wins Composite Rank: 13th | SoS Composite Rank: 41st | Margin of Victory Rank: 3rd | Penalties Composite Rank: 6th | Yardage Composite Rank: 6th | Turnover Composite Rank: 21st | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 51st | Other Stats Rank: 17th |
| 8 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Change: ▲ 9 | Previous Rank: 17th | Wins Composite Rank: 10th | SoS Composite Rank: 34th | Margin of Victory Rank: 12th | Penalties Composite Rank: 66th | Yardage Composite Rank: 15th | Turnover Composite Rank: 35th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 9th | Other Stats Rank: 33rd |
| 9 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Change: ▲ 6 | Previous Rank: 15th | Wins Composite Rank: 28th | SoS Composite Rank: 3rd | Margin of Victory Rank: 27th | Penalties Composite Rank: 38th | Yardage Composite Rank: 20th | Turnover Composite Rank: 8th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 73rd | Other Stats Rank: 19th |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
Change: ▲ 6 | Previous Rank: 16th | Wins Composite Rank: 3rd | SoS Composite Rank: 45th | Margin of Victory Rank: 10th | Penalties Composite Rank: 77th | Yardage Composite Rank: 17th | Turnover Composite Rank: 5th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 42nd | Other Stats Rank: 26th |
| 11 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Change: ▲ 10 | Previous Rank: 21st | Wins Composite Rank: 18th | SoS Composite Rank: 31st | Margin of Victory Rank: 33rd | Penalties Composite Rank: 3rd | Yardage Composite Rank: 48th | Turnover Composite Rank: 37th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 30th | Other Stats Rank: 73rd |
| 12 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Change: ▼ 1 | Previous Rank: 11th | Wins Composite Rank: 3rd | SoS Composite Rank: 57th | Margin of Victory Rank: 25th | Penalties Composite Rank: 100th | Yardage Composite Rank: 19th | Turnover Composite Rank: 54th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 2nd | Other Stats Rank: 34th |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Change: ▲ 13 | Previous Rank: 26th | Wins Composite Rank: 13th | SoS Composite Rank: 52nd | Margin of Victory Rank: 4th | Penalties Composite Rank: 107th | Yardage Composite Rank: 11th | Turnover Composite Rank: 22nd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 31st | Other Stats Rank: 10th |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Change: ▲ 5 | Previous Rank: 19th | Wins Composite Rank: 23rd | SoS Composite Rank: 11th | Margin of Victory Rank: 24th | Penalties Composite Rank: 85th | Yardage Composite Rank: 26th | Turnover Composite Rank: 63rd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 24th | Other Stats Rank: 1st |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Change: ▼ 2 | Previous Rank: 13th | Wins Composite Rank: 13th | SoS Composite Rank: 62nd | Margin of Victory Rank: 6th | Penalties Composite Rank: 29th | Yardage Composite Rank: 1st | Turnover Composite Rank: 80th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 11th | Other Stats Rank: 53rd |
| 16 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Change: ▼ 7 | Previous Rank: 9th | Wins Composite Rank: 21st | SoS Composite Rank: 35th | Margin of Victory Rank: 5th | Penalties Composite Rank: 34th | Yardage Composite Rank: 4th | Turnover Composite Rank: 71st | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 3rd | Other Stats Rank: 46th |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Change: ▲ 8 | Previous Rank: 25th | Wins Composite Rank: 3rd | SoS Composite Rank: 58th | Margin of Victory Rank: 29th | Penalties Composite Rank: 122nd | Yardage Composite Rank: 31st | Turnover Composite Rank: 11th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 38th | Other Stats Rank: 93rd |
| 18 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
Change: ▲ 6 | Previous Rank: 24th | Wins Composite Rank: 13th | SoS Composite Rank: 74th | Margin of Victory Rank: 15th | Penalties Composite Rank: 50th | Yardage Composite Rank: 37th | Turnover Composite Rank: 4th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 72nd | Other Stats Rank: 31st |
| 19 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Change: ▲ 9 | Previous Rank: 28th | Wins Composite Rank: 18th | SoS Composite Rank: 38th | Margin of Victory Rank: 41st | Penalties Composite Rank: 61st | Yardage Composite Rank: 42nd | Turnover Composite Rank: 116th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 112th | Other Stats Rank: 57th |
| 20 |
Houston Cougars
|
Change: ▼ 15 | Previous Rank: 5th | Wins Composite Rank: 3rd | SoS Composite Rank: 81st | Margin of Victory Rank: 31st | Penalties Composite Rank: 53rd | Yardage Composite Rank: 38th | Turnover Composite Rank: 20th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 37th | Other Stats Rank: 60th |
| 21 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Change: ▲ 1 | Previous Rank: 22nd | Wins Composite Rank: 22nd | SoS Composite Rank: 46th | Margin of Victory Rank: 11th | Penalties Composite Rank: 4th | Yardage Composite Rank: 40th | Turnover Composite Rank: 19th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 34th | Other Stats Rank: 14th |
| 22 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Change: ▲ 11 | Previous Rank: 33rd | Wins Composite Rank: 3rd | SoS Composite Rank: 102nd | Margin of Victory Rank: 1st | Penalties Composite Rank: 133rd | Yardage Composite Rank: 2nd | Turnover Composite Rank: 12th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 16th | Other Stats Rank: 48th |
| 23 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Change: ▲ 7 | Previous Rank: 30th | Wins Composite Rank: 13th | SoS Composite Rank: 78th | Margin of Victory Rank: 22nd | Penalties Composite Rank: 24th | Yardage Composite Rank: 33rd | Turnover Composite Rank: 38th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 60th | Other Stats Rank: 61st |
| 24 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
Change: ▲ 3 | Previous Rank: 27th | Wins Composite Rank: 12th | SoS Composite Rank: 96th | Margin of Victory Rank: 20th | Penalties Composite Rank: 101st | Yardage Composite Rank: 51st | Turnover Composite Rank: 2nd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 95th | Other Stats Rank: 9th |
| 25 |
USC Trojans
|
Change: ▼ 21 | Previous Rank: 4th | Wins Composite Rank: 32nd | SoS Composite Rank: 22nd | Margin of Victory Rank: 13th | Penalties Composite Rank: 118th | Yardage Composite Rank: 12th | Turnover Composite Rank: 28th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 21st | Other Stats Rank: 5th |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
1.12 |
| 2 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.52 |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.30 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.71 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.73 |
| 8 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.56 |
| 9 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
2.02 |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
1.13 |
| 11 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
7.99 |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.05 |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.66 |
| 18 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
1.81 |
| 19 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Houston Cougars
|
1.29 |
| 21 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-0.45 |
| 22 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-1.83 |
| 23 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Georgia Bulldogs
|
1.64 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.91 |
LSU Tigers
|
1.02 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.36 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.08 |
Total Score: 25.16