Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 28, 2025, 12:28 a.m.
Overall Rationale: hugh mann, sir
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
(=) bye week, nothing going on here |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
(+3) why did Allar throw it into triple coverage to lose the game? is he stupid? |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
(-1) Jumped by Oregon because...????? logic |
| 4 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
(+4) #4? How did we get here? |
| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
(+4) Lane Kiffin is a top 5 coach in CFB. Maybe? Am I making the talking points now? |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
(+9) Who said bama was washed (I didn't, but I strongly implied it) |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
(=) Bye week, nothing going on |
| 8 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
(+8) 63 points in a game -> 20 points in a game. thats Iowa football baby |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
(+2) Bye week. |
| 10 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
(-7) Georgia losing to Bama and Drew Allar immediately throwing a game losing interception like 30 seconds apart was absolutely devastating to the anti-narrative people |
| 11 |
LSU Tigers
|
(-7) LSU Might be fraud. Lots of those about |
| 12 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
(-6) Order for 1 loss teams goes Texas (best overall team) - Georgia (better win) - LSU (better resume then PSU) - Penn State (lost only actual game so far) |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
(=) oh yeah you have one loss too...uuuhhh you are 13 because I said so |
| 14 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
(-2) Almost lost to Wake Forest? how? |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
(-1) good win against Arizona. Still don't know how good this team actually is |
| 16 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
(+2) Bye week. Nothing doing here |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
(+2) Umass - Uass. not that special of a win. essentially an FCS team |
| 18 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
(NEW) Greatest field storming (as in the action of storming the field) i've seen. |
| 19 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
(-9) lol |
| 20 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
(+4) Alas, we were so close to Vanderbilt being higher ranked then Alabama for the rematch. |
| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
|
(+1) I think this team is the best G5 team in the country right now. They will be in the playoffs in December. I guarantee it |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
(-5) Dropped mainly due to general reshuffling throughout the poll to better reflect my opinions. I got lazy for a few weeks and just moved everyone who didn't lose up and everyone who lost down. This will happen again. |
| 23 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
(-3) Bye week, nothing doing here |
| 24 |
USF Bulls
|
(-1) Bye week, nothing going on here |
| 25 |
BYU Cougars
|
(=) Currently beating Colorado by 2 points. Do I stay up and watch the rest of the game? or do I go to sleep because I am tired and want to end this miserable day (WVU lost bad) earlier? the choices I have in my life... |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.27 |
| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.71 |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.04 |
| 8 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.38 |
| 10 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.29 |
| 11 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.67 |
| 12 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.31 |
| 14 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
-0.02 |
| 16 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-2.05 |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.98 |
| 19 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
-0.89 |
| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
USF Bulls
|
0.59 |
| 25 |
BYU Cougars
|
-0.24 |