Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 13, 2025, 10:20 p.m.
Overall Rationale: I picked the best teams
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Florida Gators
|
Probably the best team in the country |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Probably the second best team in the country |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
I like the duck costume |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
I like the brutus costume |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I am Catholic |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
The Nittany Lion scares me |
| 7 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
LaNorris Sellers scares me |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
NIL scares me |
| 9 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Haynes King is a dawg and I respect it |
| 10 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
John Mateer has #1 Venmo transactions in the country |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Arch Manning has #2 Venmo transactions in the country |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Carson Beck will throw many interceptions |
| 13 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
I misclicked Indiana when going for Ball State |
| 14 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
I hope they beat FSU |
| 15 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
8-5 |
| 16 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
I have literally never heard of this school before today |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Defense does not win championships |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Knowing the other team's playcalls ahead of time wins championships |
| 19 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Kenny Dillingham has frat guys and sorority girls across campus believing |
| 20 |
FAU Owls
|
Probably the third best team in the country |
| 21 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
I think my third cousin went here |
| 22 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Guy who got kicked out of BYU for having sex starting at QB? Gimme Tulane |
| 23 |
Air Force Falcons
|
Planes are cool |
| 24 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Boats are cool |
| 25 |
Army West Point
|
Tanks are cool |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Florida Gators
|
2.90 |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.31 |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.88 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.20 |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-1.16 |
| 7 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.90 |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
3.29 |
| 9 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
5.63 |
| 10 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
2.22 |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-2.13 |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.41 |
| 14 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.50 |
| 15 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.45 |
| 16 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
7.72 |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
-0.33 |
| 20 |
FAU Owls
|
5.25 |
| 21 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
1.73 |
| 23 |
Air Force Falcons
|
2.25 |
| 24 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.93 |
| 25 |
Army West Point
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Georgia Bulldogs
|
8.79 |
LSU Tigers
|
1.83 |
SMU Mustangs
|
1.20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.80 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
1.17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.35 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.20 |
Total Score: 53.53