Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Jan. 24, 2025, 12:35 a.m.
Overall Rationale: I have no methodology on this last one. I haven't had the time to recalculate and am still busy. Now the poll deadline is in less than 24 hours without warning? Whatever, have this.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
The National Champions have to be respected. Clawed up. |
| 2 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Riley Leonard couldn't quite do it, but Notre Dame did well. |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Bruh, what the hell. Gets this spot for season but what a choke. |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Belonged and just barely feel to #2. |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Lost to... #1 and #2 only. Huh. |
| 6 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Jeanty may have lost, but it was a solid performance. |
| 7 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Still solid, but not as good as the true Heisman man Jeanty. |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Bailed, just to get smoked by tOSU. |
| 9 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Big XII champion is spectacular. |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
Stop sleeping on them. |
| 11 |
SMU Mustangs
|
These are still around, lost to BYU. |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I may have given too much credit to the Duke win, but eh. They looked great. |
| 13 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
My Clones got the job done to climb up a bit. |
| 14 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
LMAO. Go to hell Miami, hope to see you fall apart again. |
| 15 |
UNLV Rebels
|
Underrated still. |
| 16 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Overrated as always so I demoted them a thousand times for no reason. |
| 17 |
Army West Point
|
You know why. |
| 18 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Solid team. |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Deserved after Iowa win. |
| 20 |
Syracuse Orange
|
Underrated as hell, but just weird. |
| 21 |
Ohio Bobcats
|
No clue, just threw in this decent MAC team. |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Probably lower, but homer bias. Plus the other teams in this tier are frauds too. |
| 23 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Case in point, whatever the hell this so called Heisman winner was. |
| 24 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Did okay in CFP, but not exactly good enough to bail out their losses. |
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Did this just to keep Alabama out. Screw them, overrated team. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.99 |
| 6 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.44 |
| 7 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-1.63 |
| 9 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.22 |
| 11 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.52 |
| 15 |
UNLV Rebels
|
2.23 |
| 16 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.63 |
| 17 |
Army West Point
|
0.08 |
| 18 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.48 |
| 20 |
Syracuse Orange
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Ohio Bobcats
|
2.92 |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
3.16 |
| 23 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
1.08 |
| 24 |
Clemson Tigers
|
-1.59 |
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
1.30 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.90 |
Total Score: 18.16