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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2024 Week 9

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 21, 2024, 8:59 p.m.

Overall Rationale: This week’s rationale will be presented in the form of haikus

Rank Team Reason
1 Oregon Ducks Ducks! Ducks! they all chant
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But no one asks why they do
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ducks. ducks. they all chant
2 Georgia Bulldogs Ha they beat texas
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This is the only weekend
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I’d root for Georgia
3 Miami Hurricanes Miami wins close
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Despite nearly fumbling it
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But won on the clock
4 Ohio State Buckeyes the Ohio State
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They did not play this weekend
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Home recovering
5 Texas Longhorns Hahahahaha
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Hahahahahahaha
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Hahahahaha
6 Penn State Nittany Lions Pennsylvania State
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They don’t like being called that
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Were off last weekend
7 Notre Dame Fighting Irish They beat Georgia Tech
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Something FSU could not
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But what can they do
8 Clemson Tigers The Clemson Tigers
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Let Virginia score more than
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We all would have thought
9 Indiana Hoosiers Indiana wins
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Over a good Nebraska
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Windiana now
10 Tennessee Volunteers Alabama lost
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To this Tennessee Vols team
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Quite embarrassing
11 BYU Cougars BYU confirms
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They are in the driver’s seat
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To win the Big XII
12 Kansas State Wildcats I probably have
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Kansas State’s rank far too high
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Alas, I am dumb
13 LSU Tigers Louisiana
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Has 3 programs that could make
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The playoffs this year
14 Iowa State Cyclones I have a hard time
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Believing in the cyclones
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But I have them here
15 Texas A&M Aggies This week’s game will be
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The most important game for
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The Texas Aggies
16 Boise State Broncos Boise State Broncos
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Were not playing this weekend
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I saw no blue field
17 SMU Mustangs I like that they join
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The ACC winning lots
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While FSU can’t
18 Pittsburgh Panthers Pitt has two big games
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The next two weekends where they
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Could make or break them
19 Missouri Tigers That did not look good
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I would like if Missouri
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Would now play better
20 Vanderbilt Commodores Anchor down! We say
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As the world roots for Vandy
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To go beat texas
21 Illinois Fighting Illini Good luck Illinois
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Oregon will be a hard out
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If Illinois wins
22 Army West Point Army gets a week
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To rest for the Air Force game
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And get to 8 wins
23 Duke Blue Devils Duke gets their first win
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Over the FSU Noles
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ACC dark horse
24 Navy Midshipmen Navy-Notre Dame
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A classic rivalry game
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A chance to prove it
25 Syracuse Orange Why is their mascot
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An anthropomorphic orange?
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The fruit or color?

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