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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2024 Week 9

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 21, 2024, 8:59 p.m.

Overall Rationale: This week’s rationale will be presented in the form of haikus

Rank Team Reason
1 Oregon Ducks Ducks! Ducks! they all chant / But no one asks why they do / ducks. ducks. they all chant
2 Georgia Bulldogs Ha they beat texas / This is the only weekend / I’d root for Georgia
3 Miami Hurricanes Miami wins close / Despite nearly fumbling it / But won on the clock
4 Ohio State Buckeyes the Ohio State / They did not play this weekend / Home recovering
5 Texas Longhorns Hahahahaha / Hahahahahahaha / Hahahahaha
6 Penn State Nittany Lions Pennsylvania State / They don’t like being called that / Were off last weekend
7 Notre Dame Fighting Irish They beat Georgia Tech / Something FSU could not / But what can they do
8 Clemson Tigers The Clemson Tigers / Let Virginia score more than / We all would have thought
9 Indiana Hoosiers Indiana wins / Over a good Nebraska / Windiana now
10 Tennessee Volunteers Alabama lost / To this Tennessee Vols team / Quite embarrassing
11 BYU Cougars BYU confirms / They are in the driver’s seat / To win the Big XII
12 Kansas State Wildcats I probably have / Kansas State’s rank far too high / Alas, I am dumb
13 LSU Tigers Louisiana / Has 3 programs that could make / The playoffs this year
14 Iowa State Cyclones I have a hard time / Believing in the cyclones / But I have them here
15 Texas A&M Aggies This week’s game will be / The most important game for / The Texas Aggies
16 Boise State Broncos Boise State Broncos / Were not playing this weekend / I saw no blue field
17 SMU Mustangs I like that they join / The ACC winning lots / While FSU can’t
18 Pittsburgh Panthers Pitt has two big games / The next two weekends where they / Could make or break them
19 Missouri Tigers That did not look good / I would like if Missouri / Would now play better
20 Vanderbilt Commodores Anchor down! We say / As the world roots for Vandy / To go beat texas
21 Illinois Fighting Illini Good luck Illinois / Oregon will be a hard out / If Illinois wins
22 Army West Point Army gets a week / To rest for the Air Force game / And get to 8 wins
23 Duke Blue Devils Duke gets their first win / Over the FSU Noles / ACC dark horse
24 Navy Midshipmen Navy-Notre Dame / A classic rivalry game / A chance to prove it
25 Syracuse Orange Why is their mascot / An anthropomorphic orange? / The fruit or color?

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