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Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2024 Week 9

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 20, 2024, 3:47 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Unlike the refs, I won't change my decisions because you threw things at me!!

Rank Team Reason
1 Oregon Ducks Nobody thought you'd even come close to the #1 spot after your games against Boise and Idaho to start the season. Funny how things work out.
2 Georgia Bulldogs Nobody believed in you!! Everyone doubted you!! No track record!! The underdog!! Lil Georgia aint beat nobody Paul!!!...(your offense kinda sucks tho).
3 Penn State Nittany Lions Don't screw up on the road now; Ohio State is nearing your doorstep.
4 Indiana Hoosiers Oh my god they're actually good what the hell.
5 Ohio State Buckeyes Apologies to Nebraska since after getting blown out by Indiana, they will now feel the pent up anger by Ohio State who has had to sit on an L for 2 weeks. Enjoy!
6 Texas Longhorns Always knew you were looking ahead to Vandy. Can't forget the trap game with Georgia.
7 Miami Hurricanes Miami Playsheet: "Cam Ward please score", "Cam Ward please score", "Cam Ward please score", "Cam Ward please score", "Cam Ward please score", "Cam Ward please score"
8 Iowa State Cyclones Texas Tech is gonna be a tough one. Probably can't pull another one out with them like you did this week.
9 BYU Cougars Oklahoma State fans know only pain and disappointment, which never seems to nullify.
10 Clemson Tigers ...This Clemson team is better than Miami in terms of well-roundedness. Wonder who'd be favored?
11 Boise State Broncos Bye week fears Ashton Deanty.
12 Tennessee Volunteers Imagine if you had a QB that could hit the broad side of a barn! (Bama wishes!) Didn't matter though!
13 LSU Tigers Welp, so much for Arkansas being a trap game.
14 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Big ranked matchup this week against...Navy?
15 Texas A&M Aggies It's always the cowbells that give you the hardest time, huh?
16 Kansas State Wildcats You look like an all around well balanced team. Surely it won't take much to beat a let down of a Kansas team, right?....Right?
17 Pittsburgh Panthers Syracuse isn't a team to look over. Let's see if you shit the bed or continue the illusion.
18 SMU Mustangs ACC games where you have to travel across the entire country to face a mediocre coast team is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
19 Illinois Fighting Illini Michigan's leading receiver this season has only HOW MANY YARDS?? Yikes. Anyways, solid stuff Illinois.
20 Army West Point Academy battle! AF shouldn't be that bad, but you never know with the rivalries.
21 Navy Midshipmen If Northern Illinois can do it, so can you!!
22 Washington State Cougars See, when you DON'T have 20 missed tackles per game, the defense can actually be good! (They now have the 2nd most missed tackles in all of FBS) ((partial Ashton Deanty effect))
23 Vanderbilt Commodores Come on Bama! You're ruining Vandy's quality win!!
24 Missouri Tigers Missouri and Bama. Who wants it less?!
25 UNLV Rebels Big time matchup against Boise. We'll see how you handle the Heisman frontrunner. (Get it? Front 'runner'???)

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