Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 20, 2024, 12:16 a.m.
Overall Rationale: worlds greatest poll. wvu football makes me sad.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | Them and PSU are the last two teams with championship aspirations left undefeated. Oregon has the stronger schedule. they get #1 |
2 | Penn State Nittany Lions | PSU Reaches #2 by default. The best kind of winning. |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | It turns out that Bama loss was just Kirby being completely unable to win against Bama. I will allow them to be an "honorary undefeated" |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Bye week. nothing happening here. |
5 | Texas Longhorns | Really kind of weird how they were unable to do anything on offense. 30 points on defense isn't good either but its manageable. This makes Michigan look even worse then they did before. |
6 | Miami Hurricanes | Genuinely how are you still undefeated. Where is the annual Miami (FL) collapse? |
7 | Iowa State Cyclones | Both you and BYU need to make sure that this week never happens again. How did BOTH of you win by a field goal on a late touchdown? |
8 | BYU Cougars | ISU and BYU are blood brothers, bonded by the universe. This will be the B12 championship, inshallah. |
9 | Clemson Tigers | Georgia might be good, and you might be good too. I'll forgive you, just this once. |
10 | Tennessee Volunteers | It was fine last time when you beat Bama in '22, but do you really need to rush the field again? the answer is yes. always yes. hell yeah. |
11 | LSU Tigers | LSU is one of the weirdest teams on here. They have an odd loss to Southern Cal to open the year, and then they're in the middle of running the table. I genuinely don't know if that was just a fluke and they're good or they haven't played anyone to the level of Southern Cal yet. I guess we'll see next week. |
12 | Indiana Hoosiers | why the hell are we stuck with neal "I hope you have fun" brown while Indiana gets a football renaissance with Cignetti. im so mad |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | literally 2 weeks in the row WVU did the same fucking team. Can someone please lend me $9m? just for a few days. |
14 | Texas A&M Aggies | Ok Georgia had a 10 point win over Miss State, and then beat #1 Texas the next week. So now you have a 10 point win over Miss State, So you're gonna beat LSU next week? |
15 | Missouri Tigers | I was so high on this team going into the year, now I have no idea what their deal is. Could be anywhere from #20-5 and I'd probably agree with you. |
16 | Boise State Broncos | A week of football without Ashton Jeanty makes me so incredibly sad. Come back soon! |
17 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Oh god its happening. |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | Bye week, nothing happening here. |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | I might've jumped the gun ranking GT earlier in the season. FSU was really just incredibly bad. |
20 | SMU Mustangs | Best team in the ACC. Guarantee it. |
21 | Illinois Fighting Illini | Turns out #2 PSU is actually a really good team, and I shouldn't hold it against a team in the mid 20s losing to them. |
22 | Pittsburgh Panthers | Can't avoid it any longer. Kill me. Literally waited until every other possible team that was rank able above them was unrankable. |
23 | Army West Point | GOD BLESS AMERICA. I WANT MY TAX DOLLARS GOING TO NOTHING BUT FOOTBALL |
24 | Navy Midshipmen | If the Army - Navy game actually has playoff implications, it will be the greatest year in the history of the US Military since 1945. |
25 | Vanderbilt Commodores | We almost had the funniest thing happen. Oh well, on to next week. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
5 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
6 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
7 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
8 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
9 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
10 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
11 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
12 | Indiana Hoosiers | -0.17 |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
14 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
15 | Missouri Tigers | 1.21 |
16 | Boise State Broncos | 0.00 |
17 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.06 |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.87 |
20 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
21 | Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.00 |
22 | Pittsburgh Panthers | -0.38 |
23 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
24 | Navy Midshipmen | 0.00 |
25 | Vanderbilt Commodores | 0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 2.69