Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 4, 2024, 12:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Me me me
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Georgia can turn the ball over 10 times a game and win by 1 point in OT 10 straight games, they stay here until someone beats them |
2 | Texas Longhorns | Texas is BACK....just doesn't have the same ring when they're actually good |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Please stop getting cheat code receivers every year |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Tough schedule early on. Getting Georgia and powerhouse Vanderbilt is no easy task. Can't wait to see how good they are (or aren't) in this new era |
5 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Any tough games left? Louisville in 4 weeks? USC for the season finale? Seems like an easy road... |
6 | Oregon Ducks | Wazzu could have told you the Vandals are no laughing matter, just show some urgency against Boise State |
7 | Miami Hurricanes | Cam Ward is nice for the U. All the other P5 schools in Florida falling apart is also nice |
8 | Missouri Tigers | If they really are as good as we think they are, their schedule is a cake-walk outside of a certain Alabama bump along the way, maybe Oklahoma if they aren't already dead from looking at their SoS |
9 | Ole Miss Rebels | September is most likely a snooze fest, Jaxson Dart should ensure no weird upsets happen |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | An easy September might assure that Drew Allar can take the next step? Ehhh idk |
11 | USC Trojans | No NO, no more high end QB's!!! Stop it!!! And an actual defense? |
12 | Michigan Wolverines | Uhh yikes? Better shape up for USC in 2 weeks |
13 | Utah Utes | If Cam Rising if fully back, and with that schedule.... |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | Not a fun schedule, let's see if they offense can be high-flying another year |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | Run game looks good, hope the rest of the offense tightens quickly |
16 | Arizona Wildcats | Fifita and McMillan are something really special. Tough early games, especially with a defense that doesn't look completely gelled yet |
17 | Oklahoma Sooners | Let's take a look at the Sooners Strength of Schedul- OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA DIE. Welcome to the SEC |
18 | Kansas Jayhawks | Hard to say anything yet, give it a week (...ranked Kansas is still jaw-dropping) |
19 | LSU Tigers | Can't believe LSU is going to execute their entire team AGAIN |
20 | Iowa Hawkeyes | See what happens when your offense isn't held back by Nepotism! |
21 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Can't wait for another year of losing to 2+ below average teams right after you look like you actually might be good. Your schedule isn't bad this year, please be normal. |
22 | Louisville Cardinals | Tyler Shough is on the Cardinals??? Live and die by him Cardinals, welcome to the Shough ride. |
23 | Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets | So we're all just ranking GT after beating up a now very apparent bad Florida State team? Sure, welcome to the top 25 Yellow Jackets. Enjoy your stay until that horrible stretch of games from mid-October to the end of the season. |
24 | Washington Huskies | I mean you *probably* aren't going to be good this year, but I have to give some credit coming off a CFB playoff appearance (even if you did lose like everyone) |
25 | Vanderbilt Commodores | TOP 25 VANDY LETS GOOOO ONLY THE MOST ACCURATE RANKINGS HERE (they could go 3-0 at least!) |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
5 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.12 |
7 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.21 |
8 | Missouri Tigers | 0.15 |
9 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | -0.49 |
11 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
12 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
13 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
14 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
16 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.25 |
17 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
18 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.00 |
19 | LSU Tigers | 0.35 |
20 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
21 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | -0.24 |
22 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
23 | Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets | 0.00 |
24 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
25 | Vanderbilt Commodores | 0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 1.82