Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 4, 2024, 12:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Me me me
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Georgia can turn the ball over 10 times a game and win by 1 point in OT 10 straight games, they stay here until someone beats them |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Texas is BACK....just doesn't have the same ring when they're actually good |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Please stop getting cheat code receivers every year |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Tough schedule early on. Getting Georgia and powerhouse Vanderbilt is no easy task. Can't wait to see how good they are (or aren't) in this new era |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Any tough games left? Louisville in 4 weeks? USC for the season finale? Seems like an easy road... |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Wazzu could have told you the Vandals are no laughing matter, just show some urgency against Boise State |
| 7 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Cam Ward is nice for the U. All the other P5 schools in Florida falling apart is also nice |
| 8 |
Missouri Tigers
|
If they really are as good as we think they are, their schedule is a cake-walk outside of a certain Alabama bump along the way, maybe Oklahoma if they aren't already dead from looking at their SoS |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
September is most likely a snooze fest, Jaxson Dart should ensure no weird upsets happen |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
An easy September might assure that Drew Allar can take the next step? Ehhh idk |
| 11 |
USC Trojans
|
No NO, no more high end QB's!!! Stop it!!! And an actual defense? |
| 12 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Uhh yikes? Better shape up for USC in 2 weeks |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
If Cam Rising if fully back, and with that schedule.... |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Not a fun schedule, let's see if they offense can be high-flying another year |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Run game looks good, hope the rest of the offense tightens quickly |
| 16 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Fifita and McMillan are something really special. Tough early games, especially with a defense that doesn't look completely gelled yet |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Let's take a look at the Sooners Strength of Schedul- OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA DIE. Welcome to the SEC |
| 18 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
Hard to say anything yet, give it a week (...ranked Kansas is still jaw-dropping) |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
Can't believe LSU is going to execute their entire team AGAIN |
| 20 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
See what happens when your offense isn't held back by Nepotism! |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Can't wait for another year of losing to 2+ below average teams right after you look like you actually might be good. Your schedule isn't bad this year, please be normal. |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Tyler Shough is on the Cardinals??? Live and die by him Cardinals, welcome to the Shough ride. |
| 23 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
So we're all just ranking GT after beating up a now very apparent bad Florida State team? Sure, welcome to the top 25 Yellow Jackets. Enjoy your stay until that horrible stretch of games from mid-October to the end of the season. |
| 24 |
Washington Huskies
|
I mean you *probably* aren't going to be good this year, but I have to give some credit coming off a CFB playoff appearance (even if you did lose like everyone) |
| 25 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
TOP 25 VANDY LETS GOOOO ONLY THE MOST ACCURATE RANKINGS HERE (they could go 3-0 at least!) |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.12 |
| 7 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.21 |
| 8 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.15 |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-0.49 |
| 11 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.25 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.35 |
| 20 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
-0.24 |
| 22 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 1.82