Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 3, 2024, 10:32 p.m.
Overall Rationale: worlds smartest human creates worlds greatest poll. lets go.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Easy win. Should be easy coasting to Iowa at the earliest, or Oregon the week afterwards. |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | Jesus christ. |
3 | Oregon Ducks | Still one of the top 3, one shaky win against Idaho doesn't change that, but that wasn't a very convincing win. should try to do better. |
4 | Texas Longhorns | Yeah. See you next week. |
5 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | A good win against a decent TAMU team. Very easy schedule from here on out, if you don't go 11-1 and make the playoffs at the least then you should be asking some serious questions. |
6 | Missouri Tigers | Nothing doing here. |
7 | Ole Miss Rebels | early season polls are useless, huh? |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Bama @ Wisconsin should be a good game. First real test for Fickell. unfortunately that is next NEXT week, not next week. |
9 | Michigan Wolverines | Fresno State is an underrated program, but coming off a title win you should probably do more to them? oh well. just week 1, who cares. |
10 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | all those teams in that barren region up north are really good, so that's not that bad of a loss. |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | don't remember who you played this week, so thats a great sign. |
12 | Penn State Nittany Lions | man. |
13 | Tennessee Volunteers | in contention for #2 in the SEC with like 4 other programs, thats gonna be fun to watch. |
14 | USC Trojans | HE MADE A DEFENSE??????? |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | decent win. see you next week. |
16 | Kansas Jayhawks | decent win, see you next week. |
17 | Iowa Hawkeyes | decent win, see you next week. |
18 | Utah Utes | decent see, win you next week. |
19 | LSU Tigers | not really that bad of a loss, either one of Southern Cal or LSU could end up making a run in the winter if they figure everything out and everything lines up, so this game is probably meaningless. |
20 | Miami Hurricanes | Didn't rank them last week cause I refuse to be one of the fools who rank them + TAMU at the beginning of every year only for them to embarrassingly falter somewhere down the line, but that win looked really convincing, and Ward looks good, so im gonna take the bait. |
21 | Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets | I ranked you here BEFORE FSU shat the bed against BC, so this is a relic of a bygone age. Either way, this team looks pretty decent, lets see how things pan out. |
22 | Clemson Tigers | ok that was a TERRIBLE loss, BUT it was really only the second half that was terrible, AND they're the #2 team (IMO) in the country, so really not THAT bad. could be worse, you could be FSU. |
23 | NC State Wolfpack | embarrassingly shaky, but a win is a win. If they play like this against Tennessee, it will be over by the end of the first quarter |
24 | Memphis Tigers | yeah they exist. good week. |
25 | UCF Knights | good job i guess, see you next week |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.15 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Oregon Ducks | 0.73 |
4 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
5 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
6 | Missouri Tigers | 0.66 |
7 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -0.13 |
9 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
10 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 1.20 |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.27 |
12 | Penn State Nittany Lions | -1.31 |
13 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
14 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
16 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.47 |
17 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.33 |
18 | Utah Utes | -0.36 |
19 | LSU Tigers | 0.35 |
20 | Miami Hurricanes | -0.80 |
21 | Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets | 0.00 |
22 | Clemson Tigers | 0.52 |
23 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
24 | Memphis Tigers | 0.58 |
25 | UCF Knights | 0.00 |