Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 21, 2023, 8:53 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Every five teams constitutes a "tier" ranging from top to high to mid to low to bottom - and every team within said tiers are organized further as well.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
No surprises here... |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Ugh...whom I am gonna root for here? |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
...I'd be happy with either result honestly |
| 4 |
Washington Huskies
|
This should be the week they jump the Seminoles! |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
...it's a shame that having a star QB being horribly injured was needed to do so... |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Much like Michigan/Ohio State...it'll be de facto play-in for the (inevitable?) Washington/Oregon matchup... |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Yeah...Texas IS sorta back, but the Big 12 still is down bad enough to sorta weigh them down... |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Bama is Bama. What a surprise, am I right #fellas? |
| 9 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Spooked by Miami, but they survived! |
| 10 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Hahaha...that was a close one! But thankfully the result is desirable... |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Wouldn't it be so funny if they lose their last game against Michigan State? |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Probably would be a TAD bit higher had they not lose as much against Alabama or Georgia... |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
To be honest, Oklahoma can perhaps knock Texas out of CFP contention if they beat them in a CCG rematch...and thus, delivering one last FU to the Big 12 too? |
| 14 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
16 points (and 4OTs) away from being undefeated and in the Top Ten, maybe even Top FIVE! |
| 15 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
An extra uncivil Civil War is surely brewing... |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
Having the BETTER loss keeps them above Tulane... |
| 17 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Green Wave win out, though, and they jump the Tigers... |
| 18 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
A most Nutty season for these Nutty Notre Dames... |
| 19 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Look, I want these guys to win it for the B1G West in Indy...but I also want to see Nebraska go bowling... |
| 20 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Would be Top 15 if you know...they didn't get ran over by the Gus Bus... |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
14 points (and an OT) away from being undefeated...these 'Cats are better than what they seem! |
| 22 |
Liberty Flames
|
Fine...I suppose if you are now the ONLY undefeated G5 team from Virginia... |
| 23 |
Toledo Rockets
|
Holy Toledo, Batman! These Rockets are Rockin'! Though they came RIDICLOUSLY close to losing against CMU... |
| 24 |
James Madison Dukes
|
I still believe in you, Dukes! Just wallop Coastal and you shall be good! |
| 25 |
Clemson Tigers
|
I must swallow my pride...Clemson has been playing pretty decent...the Duke loss remains the only BAD one as of now... |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.20 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.13 |
| 15 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.05 |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Liberty Flames
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Toledo Rockets
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 0.38