Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 21, 2023, 8:53 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Every five teams constitutes a "tier" ranging from top to high to mid to low to bottom - and every team within said tiers are organized further as well.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | No surprises here... |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | Ugh...whom I am gonna root for here? |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | ...I'd be happy with either result honestly |
4 | Washington Huskies | This should be the week they jump the Seminoles! |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | ...it's a shame that having a star QB being horribly injured was needed to do so... |
6 | Oregon Ducks | Much like Michigan/Ohio State...it'll be de facto play-in for the (inevitable?) Washington/Oregon matchup... |
7 | Texas Longhorns | Yeah...Texas IS sorta back, but the Big 12 still is down bad enough to sorta weigh them down... |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Bama is Bama. What a surprise, am I right #fellas? |
9 | Louisville Cardinals | Spooked by Miami, but they survived! |
10 | Missouri Tigers | Hahaha...that was a close one! But thankfully the result is desirable... |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Wouldn't it be so funny if they lose their last game against Michigan State? |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | Probably would be a TAD bit higher had they not lose as much against Alabama or Georgia... |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | To be honest, Oklahoma can perhaps knock Texas out of CFP contention if they beat them in a CCG rematch...and thus, delivering one last FU to the Big 12 too? |
14 | Arizona Wildcats | 16 points (and 4OTs) away from being undefeated and in the Top Ten, maybe even Top FIVE! |
15 | Oregon State Beavers | An extra uncivil Civil War is surely brewing... |
16 | LSU Tigers | Having the BETTER loss keeps them above Tulane... |
17 | Tulane Green Wave | Green Wave win out, though, and they jump the Tigers... |
18 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | A most Nutty season for these Nutty Notre Dames... |
19 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Look, I want these guys to win it for the B1G West in Indy...but I also want to see Nebraska go bowling... |
20 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Would be Top 15 if you know...they didn't get ran over by the Gus Bus... |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | 14 points (and an OT) away from being undefeated...these 'Cats are better than what they seem! |
22 | Liberty Flames | Fine...I suppose if you are now the ONLY undefeated G5 team from Virginia... |
23 | Toledo Rockets | Holy Toledo, Batman! These Rockets are Rockin'! Though they came RIDICLOUSLY close to losing against CMU... |
24 | James Madison Dukes | I still believe in you, Dukes! Just wallop Coastal and you shall be good! |
25 | Clemson Tigers | I must swallow my pride...Clemson has been playing pretty decent...the Duke loss remains the only BAD one as of now... |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.20 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
7 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
9 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
10 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
14 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.13 |
15 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
16 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
17 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
18 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
19 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
20 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.05 |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
22 | Liberty Flames | 0.00 |
23 | Toledo Rockets | 0.00 |
24 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
25 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 0.38