StumpVanDerHuge Ballot for 2023 Week 6
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 2, 2023, 12:55 p.m.
Overall Rationale: I'm right, you're wrong.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Top Dawgs until they aren't |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Sark's boys are the real deal |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Yep |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Toss up with UW |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
Toss up with UO |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
I think they'll finish lower but for now they're here |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
See tOSU |
| 8 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
This is right around where they should be |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
They're good, solid bounce back against Duke away |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
I hate to say this but they will not be here next week if their defense doesn't figure it out. |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Talk to me again next Sunday |
| 12 |
Washington State Cougars
|
2-Pac Champs |
| 13 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
I think this is Alabama's ceiling for the rest of this year |
| 14 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
Duke will finish higher don't @ me |
| 15 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
They're still good. |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
Gotta get that offense moving again |
| 17 |
Fresno State Bulldogs
|
PRIDE OF THE VALLEY |
| 18 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
|
| 19 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
HIW BOUT THEM CATS |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Lane fucking Kiffin |
| 21 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
I think they'll finish higher than UNC don't @ me |
| 22 |
Air Force Falcons
|
Between them and Maryland I can't ignore what they're doing anymore |
| 23 |
Missouri Tigers
|
"Yeah Mizzou" that guy from NCAA Football 2009 or something |
| 24 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
The Terps will no longer be ignored |
| 25 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
This is only because you mention moonshine in your fight song lyrics. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.15 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.52 |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.15 |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.64 |
| 17 |
Fresno State Bulldogs
|
0.95 |
| 18 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.56 |
| 23 |
Missouri Tigers
|
-0.24 |
| 24 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
Louisville Cardinals