Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 2, 2023, 10:13 p.m.

Overall Rationale: I made this order while giggling drunk at 1 AM last night

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Michigan Wolverines
2	Texas Longhorns
3	Florida State Seminoles
4	Ohio State Buckeyes
5	Georgia Bulldogs	Probably harsh to drop this much but they ain’t proven why they should be top 4 yet
6	Penn State Nittany Lions
7	Oregon Ducks
8	USC Trojans	I’m torn on ordering these three and I have no faith in USC defense. Oregon gets the nod bc they can actually stop CU’s offense AND score.
9	Washington Huskies
10	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	Probably too high for ND-OrSt but no one below has proven themselves.
11	Washington State Cougars
12	Alabama Crimson Tide
13	Oregon State Beavers
14	Miami Hurricanes	I think they’re the most likely to break into discussions if they keep their form. The next two haven’t impressed me the same
15	Oklahoma Sooners
16	North Carolina Tar Heels
17	Ole Miss Rebels
18	Utah Utes	These two are on their ways out if they don’t improve
19	UCLA Bruins
20	Duke Blue Devils
21	Kentucky Wildcats
22	Missouri Tigers
23	James Madison Dukes
24	Maryland Terrapins	Lmao
25	Louisville Cardinals	Lol even

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Michigan Wolverines	0.30
2	Texas Longhorns	0.00
3	Florida State Seminoles	0.16
4	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.00
5	Georgia Bulldogs	0.00
6	Penn State Nittany Lions	0.00
7	Oregon Ducks	0.00
8	USC Trojans	0.00
9	Washington Huskies	-0.46
10	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0.00
11	Washington State Cougars	0.00
12	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
13	Oregon State Beavers	0.40
14	Miami Hurricanes	0.00
15	Oklahoma Sooners	-0.44
16	North Carolina Tar Heels	0.00
17	Ole Miss Rebels	0.00
18	Utah Utes	0.06
19	UCLA Bruins	5.91
20	Duke Blue Devils	0.00
21	Kentucky Wildcats	0.00
22	Missouri Tigers	-0.02
23	James Madison Dukes	0.66
24	Maryland Terrapins	0.00
25	Louisville Cardinals	0.00

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
Fresno State Bulldogs	0.35
Tennessee Volunteers	0.18

Total Score: 8.94