Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 1, 2023, 11 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Resume, Eye-Test, and some old-fashioned line of thought this time.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
They looked beatable for Auburn until you remember they have a guy named Brock Bowers. This Georgia team is more vulnerable than the past two years, but yet they keep winning. Maybe they don't deserve to be 1 based on this year alone but I'm too old fashioned to not put them 1 as long as they keep winning. |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Just another clinical performance, and Nebraska is the latest Drowned Ferret. |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Would have liked to see how Kansas would have fared with Daniels: but in the end he does not play defense. What an impressive performance from the Horns, and now a date at the State Fair looms. |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Good timing for the bye week as they get ready for October Maryland. Moved them up a bit due to more credit for the Notre Dame |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Unfortunately seems like they had a good time watching the noon game during the bye. Still, I just decided to let Texas pass them, and knocked them down behing Ohio State since the LSU win looks a little worse now. |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
They escaped the Desert voodoo. Still, I think they just got passed by Texas and Ohio State given their resumes. A huge game against Oregon looms. |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Sleptwalk the first half but full credit to them being a second half team. |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Oregon decided Stanford would not ruin their season this year. I cannot wait until their showdown with Washington. |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Gutsy, gutsy win at Duke. Still a top 10 caliber team in my opinion. |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
I feel like they're improving week to week, slowly but surely. |
| 11 |
Washington State Cougars
|
Shut up Pat McAfee, I'm sick of you. |
| 12 |
USC Trojans
|
This game against Colorado reinforced how I feel. Caleb Williams can score on anyone, but I can't trust them as long as they employ the Grinch who stole Defense. |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Moved up due to other teams losing. I'm also giving them more credit for the A&M win even though I don't have them ranked again yet. |
| 14 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
The bye week allowed them to jump idle teams. |
| 15 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
A nice convincing win against Iowa State. Still, I think we will find out a lot more about the 2023 Sooners at the Texas State Fair. At the very least, they can't do worse than last year! |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Huge bounceback win against Utah, nothing more to add than that. |
| 17 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
What a heartbreaker. |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
They keep piling on more wins. Maybe the SEC race is interesting for them afterall. |
| 19 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
As a Gator fan: Damn. What a true physical performance and coaching job from Stoops though. |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Huge way to bounceback with a shootout of a game against LSU. Still not comfortable ranking them higher than this range just yet. |
| 21 |
Utah Utes
|
They lasted without Rising until they couldn't. What a shame, would have been fun to see what Utah could have done with Rising against Oregon State. |
| 22 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
An idle week didn't hurt them. Can probably pile up a few more wins before Texas too. |
| 23 |
Fresno State Bulldogs
|
Good win to open up conference play, as they remain in the driver's seat to hold the G5 banner. |
| 24 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
I don't know what to make of Louisville other than 5-0. Still, credit to the campus hero in Brohm for getting Louisville to win games that they undoubtedly would have dropped under Satterfield. |
| 25 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
Must be the end of September. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.15 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.15 |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.04 |
| 11 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.44 |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.20 |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.27 |
| 23 |
Fresno State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
-0.07 |