Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 1, 2023, 11 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Resume, Eye-Test, and some old-fashioned line of thought this time.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | They looked beatable for Auburn until you remember they have a guy named Brock Bowers. This Georgia team is more vulnerable than the past two years, but yet they keep winning. Maybe they don't deserve to be 1 based on this year alone but I'm too old fashioned to not put them 1 as long as they keep winning. |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | Just another clinical performance, and Nebraska is the latest Drowned Ferret. |
3 | Texas Longhorns | Would have liked to see how Kansas would have fared with Daniels: but in the end he does not play defense. What an impressive performance from the Horns, and now a date at the State Fair looms. |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Good timing for the bye week as they get ready for October Maryland. Moved them up a bit due to more credit for the Notre Dame |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | Unfortunately seems like they had a good time watching the noon game during the bye. Still, I just decided to let Texas pass them, and knocked them down behing Ohio State since the LSU win looks a little worse now. |
6 | Washington Huskies | They escaped the Desert voodoo. Still, I think they just got passed by Texas and Ohio State given their resumes. A huge game against Oregon looms. |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Sleptwalk the first half but full credit to them being a second half team. |
8 | Oregon Ducks | Oregon decided Stanford would not ruin their season this year. I cannot wait until their showdown with Washington. |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Gutsy, gutsy win at Duke. Still a top 10 caliber team in my opinion. |
10 | Alabama Crimson Tide | I feel like they're improving week to week, slowly but surely. |
11 | Washington State Cougars | Shut up Pat McAfee, I'm sick of you. |
12 | USC Trojans | This game against Colorado reinforced how I feel. Caleb Williams can score on anyone, but I can't trust them as long as they employ the Grinch who stole Defense. |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | Moved up due to other teams losing. I'm also giving them more credit for the A&M win even though I don't have them ranked again yet. |
14 | North Carolina Tar Heels | The bye week allowed them to jump idle teams. |
15 | Oklahoma Sooners | A nice convincing win against Iowa State. Still, I think we will find out a lot more about the 2023 Sooners at the Texas State Fair. At the very least, they can't do worse than last year! |
16 | Oregon State Beavers | Huge bounceback win against Utah, nothing more to add than that. |
17 | Duke Blue Devils | What a heartbreaker. |
18 | Missouri Tigers | They keep piling on more wins. Maybe the SEC race is interesting for them afterall. |
19 | Kentucky Wildcats | As a Gator fan: Damn. What a true physical performance and coaching job from Stoops though. |
20 | Ole Miss Rebels | Huge way to bounceback with a shootout of a game against LSU. Still not comfortable ranking them higher than this range just yet. |
21 | Utah Utes | They lasted without Rising until they couldn't. What a shame, would have been fun to see what Utah could have done with Rising against Oregon State. |
22 | Kansas State Wildcats | An idle week didn't hurt them. Can probably pile up a few more wins before Texas too. |
23 | Fresno State Bulldogs | Good win to open up conference play, as they remain in the driver's seat to hold the G5 banner. |
24 | Louisville Cardinals | I don't know what to make of Louisville other than 5-0. Still, credit to the campus hero in Brohm for getting Louisville to win games that they undoubtedly would have dropped under Satterfield. |
25 | Maryland Terrapins | Must be the end of September. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.15 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
5 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
6 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
8 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.15 |
10 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.04 |
11 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
12 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
14 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
15 | Oklahoma Sooners | -0.44 |
16 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
17 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.20 |
18 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
19 | Kentucky Wildcats | 0.00 |
20 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
21 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
22 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.27 |
23 | Fresno State Bulldogs | 0.00 |
24 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
25 | Maryland Terrapins | -0.07 |