Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 7, 2021, 2:44 p.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | uh yeh holy shit |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | not that fun, but dominated for sure, jesus that last drive only as 4:48. timeouts and shit made that feel like 45 minutes |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | sorta got close, fun upcoming weekend 2014 rematch |
4 | Texas A&M Aggies | munching on some cupcakes, but looking solid |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | well that def was closer than it should have been |
6 | Iowa Hawkeyes | sure we don't know how good indinia will be for sure, but that was some top conference domination |
7 | Cincinnati Bearcats | looking good |
8 | Clemson Tigers | rough loss, I didn't do preseason for a reason and don't love a loss already, but 10-3 loss to #2 really doesnt mean you suck |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | ooee that was close |
10 | Iowa State Cyclones | well we'll see how this goes after el assico (which recently has become not nearly as assico as expected, sorta) |
11 | Texas Longhorns | oh man texas is back, got that ranked win easily. top 10 woo woo, lets see if they can beat their old/going to be new rivals |
12 | UCLA Bruins | deep sky blue is fucking dope, so get fucked coach O (colors in general are cool, except red, red is lame, yes I know my school's color) |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | perhaps last year just was a fluke, wont learn a ton this weekend, unless they lose |
14 | Florida Gators | damn I know fau isn't great, but that was solid |
15 | USC Trojans | |
16 | Oregon Ducks | fresno should be solid ish, so not that bad, but shouldnt have been 1 score, we'll learn a bit more with this rose bowl/alliance style game |
17 | Virginia Tech Hokies | bigish jump, solid win, fuente forever, though I am no metallica fan |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | Lane is such a good coach he'll win when not even there |
19 | Utah Utes | beeg win, pac12 south looks like they might have the top end of the western division of The Alliance |
20 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers | not a ton of good games, but kinda nice they arestill doing well (then again the citadel is what it is) |
21 | Wisconsin Badgers | this is where I start to think idk what to do in the rankings, a loss sucks, but close to a ranked team (maybe I should've waited for the 3rd week) |
22 | North Carolina Tar Heels | kinda like wisconsin, though looked worse, then again college qbs make mistakes and its possible that's sam's worst game all year, I guess we might not learn until acc championship if they make it, seems like a weak schedule (oh fuck I just noticed Noter Dame on the sched) |
23 | Arizona State Sun Devils | idk they won by a lot and were sorta there |
24 | Michigan Wolverines | harbaugh is back! and we'll learn more with the big time classic michigan washington matchup, washington looks really good right? they were ranked coming into the year. I'll leave my unvaccinated glass house that was our third choice though. way to go rolo, at least blowing a late lead against a team you should have beat is our modus operandi  |
25 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | its basically a throwaway still |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.02 |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
6 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.28 |
7 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 0.00 |
8 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
10 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
11 | Texas Longhorns | 0.11 |
12 | UCLA Bruins | 0.00 |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
14 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
15 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
16 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
17 | Virginia Tech Hokies | 0.00 |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
19 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
20 | Coastal Carolina Chanticleers | 0.00 |
21 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
22 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.20 |
23 | Arizona State Sun Devils | 0.00 |
24 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
25 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |