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JoshDaws Ballot for 2021 Week 2

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 7, 2021, 11:45 p.m.

Rank Team Reason
1 Alabama Crimson Tide Ok. Well... college football is currently a broken sport and is heading further a further away from parity. But to say Alabama is anything but great is just stupid. 
2 UCF Knights Let's get stupid.
3 Texas A&M Aggies Maybe Jimbo will be the first assistant to beat Nick. Until he is I don't think the money was worth it. But what he's done for your recruiting and play makes up for my heartbreak over the christmas tree.
4 Cincinnati Bearcats If the AP is going to over-rank you this much based off 1 game against a mediocre opponent I'm prepared to put you in the playoffs right now. The committee will never, but us G5's can dream. Here's hoping for a top 15 matchup with UCF in October. P6 FOR LIFE! (until we get pulled into a failing P5 conference)
5 Ohio State Buckeyes I don't know, you seem to keep staying good but I have no confidence you're going to do anything in the playoffs your destined towards. But until you fuck it up this is the area you live. Also Minnesota is good, a close game with them isn't the insult the national media seems to think it is.
6 UCLA Bruins I'm mostly putting you here to piss off Georgia. But anyone who has a team that can't score an offensive touchdown at #2 is a moron. You handled your business and if you can beat Oregon and Arizona State you're set for the season.
7 Georgia Bulldogs I can't believe I'm ranking you this high with how many times you're going to get pantsed this season by bad teams with fluke TD's.
8 UTSA Roadrunners When did we stop caring about G5 wins over mediocre P5 teams?
9 Oklahoma Sooners This season will not be fun for your fans.
10 Penn State Nittany Lions I don't think you're ever going to be back, but we've only seen 1 game so far. 
11 Ole Miss Rebels I'm putting you here to piss off Florida.
12 Florida Gators Are you going to beat us? Probably. Are you going to the playoffs? Fuck no.
13 Virginia Tech Hokies Congrats VT, you get to be the good ACC team that fucks up a big game down the stretch this year!
14 Coastal Carolina Chanticleers GOOD ON YOU BOYS! Only thing I wish is that you won, your players deserve it. 
15 Iowa State Cyclones I think you've got something cooking.
16 Clemson Tigers If you don't have offense you only have half a team.
17 Notre Dame Fighting Irish I'm not trying to meme, but you almost lost to FSU.
18 Florida State Seminoles I'm not trying to meme, but you almost beat Notre Dame.
19 Boise State Broncos Ok, hear me out. Losing to a good team is only bad in the G5's. But what if it didn't have to be?
20 Minnesota Golden Gophers I hate how the Gophers aren't getting the respect they deserve in the national media. You're a legit team.
21 UAB Blazers I like you more than Oregon.
22 Oregon Ducks I'm still pissed about taggart. And 2014. You'll work your way up as the season goes on, for the moment feel free to mock my low placement of you.
23 Utah Utes Imma keep it real with you, I don't watch Pac12 games till November. You're holding the space of a Cinderella G5 team until you either win out and move up, our Pac12 clusterfuck your way down the rankings.
24 Arizona State Sun Devils Imma keep it real with you, I don't watch Pac12 games till November. You're holding the space of a Cinderella G5 team until you either win out and move up, our Pac12 clusterfuck your way down the rankings.
25 Miami Hurricanes I was rooting for you, but as a rival, can I just say: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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