Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 7, 2021, 11:45 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Ok. Well... college football is currently a broken sport and is heading further a further away from parity. But to say Alabama is anything but great is just stupid.  |
| 2 |
UCF Knights
|
Let's get stupid. |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Maybe Jimbo will be the first assistant to beat Nick. Until he is I don't think the money was worth it. But what he's done for your recruiting and play makes up for my heartbreak over the christmas tree. |
| 4 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
If the AP is going to over-rank you this much based off 1 game against a mediocre opponent I'm prepared to put you in the playoffs right now. The committee will never, but us G5's can dream. Here's hoping for a top 15 matchup with UCF in October. P6 FOR LIFE! (until we get pulled into a failing P5 conference) |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
I don't know, you seem to keep staying good but I have no confidence you're going to do anything in the playoffs your destined towards. But until you fuck it up this is the area you live. Also Minnesota is good, a close game with them isn't the insult the national media seems to think it is. |
| 6 |
UCLA Bruins
|
I'm mostly putting you here to piss off Georgia. But anyone who has a team that can't score an offensive touchdown at #2 is a moron. You handled your business and if you can beat Oregon and Arizona State you're set for the season. |
| 7 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
I can't believe I'm ranking you this high with how many times you're going to get pantsed this season by bad teams with fluke TD's. |
| 8 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
When did we stop caring about G5 wins over mediocre P5 teams? |
| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
This season will not be fun for your fans. |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
I don't think you're ever going to be back, but we've only seen 1 game so far.  |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I'm putting you here to piss off Florida. |
| 12 |
Florida Gators
|
Are you going to beat us? Probably. Are you going to the playoffs? Fuck no. |
| 13 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
Congrats VT, you get to be the good ACC team that fucks up a big game down the stretch this year! |
| 14 |
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
|
GOOD ON YOU BOYS! Only thing I wish is that you won, your players deserve it.  |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
I think you've got something cooking. |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
If you don't have offense you only have half a team. |
| 17 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I'm not trying to meme, but you almost lost to FSU. |
| 18 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
I'm not trying to meme, but you almost beat Notre Dame. |
| 19 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Ok, hear me out. Losing to a good team is only bad in the G5's. But what if it didn't have to be? |
| 20 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
I hate how the Gophers aren't getting the respect they deserve in the national media. You're a legit team. |
| 21 |
UAB Blazers
|
I like you more than Oregon. |
| 22 |
Oregon Ducks
|
I'm still pissed about taggart. And 2014. You'll work your way up as the season goes on, for the moment feel free to mock my low placement of you. |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
Imma keep it real with you, I don't watch Pac12 games till November. You're holding the space of a Cinderella G5 team until you either win out and move up, our Pac12 clusterfuck your way down the rankings. |
| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Imma keep it real with you, I don't watch Pac12 games till November. You're holding the space of a Cinderella G5 team until you either win out and move up, our Pac12 clusterfuck your way down the rankings. |
| 25 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
I was rooting for you, but as a rival, can I just say: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
UCF Knights
|
5.60 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.29 |
| 4 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.24 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.59 |
| 6 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.85 |
| 7 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-2.60 |
| 8 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
16.85 |
| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
1.03 |
| 12 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.44 |
| 14 |
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
|
0.90 |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
-0.67 |
| 17 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.96 |
| 18 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
6.73 |
| 19 |
Boise State Broncos
|
6.14 |
| 20 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
5.15 |
| 21 |
UAB Blazers
|
4.20 |
| 22 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.78 |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
3.60 |
Texas Longhorns
|
1.96 |
USC Trojans
|
2.26 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.53 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.03 |
Total Score: 62.41