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Charlemagne42 Ballot for 2021 Week 2

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 7, 2021, 6:07 p.m.

Overall Rationale: nan

Rank Team Reason
1 Alabama Crimson Tide
2 Georgia Bulldogs Best win of the week. Better get that offense in shape, though.
3 Ohio State Buckeyes Consistency.
4 Oklahoma Sooners Rattler was 30/39 against Tulane. Find me a QB who tops 75% completion on an average Saturday, and I'll find you a Heisman winner.
5 Cincinnati Bearcats Just win, baby.
6 Clemson Tigers This is the top of the Slide. Little did Dabo know, installing a playground slide in his practice facility would one day lead to a slide down the rankings. Slowly. Steadily. But never stopping. At least, that's what CFB fans who are sick of seeing him embarrass himself on TV are thinking to themselves.
7 Texas A&M Aggies ...Kent State? Really? ...A one-score game at halftime? .......Really?
8 Iowa Hawkeyes There went Iowa's competition for the West.
9 Iowa State Cyclones ....UNI? Really?
10 Utah Utes All y'all are sleeping on the Utes, big time. Make it out of Provo with a win and they won't be challenged again until at least UCLA. Maybe Oregon.
11 Notre Dame Fighting Irish It's a good thing Jay Norvell has a bad case of icing his own kicker.
12 Florida Gators Do something. And no, packing the Swamp with Covid-positives doesn't count.
13 Auburn Tigers
14 Penn State Nittany Lions
15 Wisconsin Badgers Please understand that around here or so, the gap between teams suddenly becomes very large. Consider here to about #19 to all be tied at #17 or so.
16 Virginia Tech Hokies
17 North Carolina Tar Heels
18 Kansas State Wildcats A solid win over an admittedly underwhelming Stanford squad is better than many teams did. Also, Deuce Vaughn is fucking *fast.*
19 Texas Longhorns The Cajuns aren't what they were last season, but a win is a win. The offense will need to figure a few things out pretty fast.
20 Tulane Green Wave
21 SMU Mustangs Ponies stay relatively put despite a runaway offensive display. Mostly because others moved around them.
22 Nevada Wolf Pack A win over a P5 team is better than most G5s can claim.
23 Florida State Seminoles Stick with Milton and never look back. Or too closely at his leg.
24 Oklahoma State Cowboys Yikes. Gotta shape up against *checks notes* Missouri State.
25 UCF Knights A 5-point home win against last week's #25 earns you... the #25 spot. Congratulations. Next few out, in no particular order: UCLA, Mizzou, Miami (FL), Boise State, Troy, Memphis, Virginia

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