Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 7, 2021, 6:07 p.m.
Overall Rationale: nan
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | Best win of the week. Better get that offense in shape, though. |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Consistency. |
4 | Oklahoma Sooners | Rattler was 30/39 against Tulane. Find me a QB who tops 75% completion on an average Saturday, and I'll find you a Heisman winner. |
5 | Cincinnati Bearcats | Just win, baby. |
6 | Clemson Tigers | This is the top of the Slide. Little did Dabo know, installing a playground slide in his practice facility would one day lead to a slide down the rankings. Slowly. Steadily. But never stopping. At least, that's what CFB fans who are sick of seeing him embarrass himself on TV are thinking to themselves. |
7 | Texas A&M Aggies | ...Kent State? Really? ...A one-score game at halftime? .......Really? |
8 | Iowa Hawkeyes | There went Iowa's competition for the West. |
9 | Iowa State Cyclones | ....UNI? Really? |
10 | Utah Utes | All y'all are sleeping on the Utes, big time. Make it out of Provo with a win and they won't be challenged again until at least UCLA. Maybe Oregon. |
11 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | It's a good thing Jay Norvell has a bad case of icing his own kicker. |
12 | Florida Gators | Do something. And no, packing the Swamp with Covid-positives doesn't count. |
13 | Auburn Tigers | |
14 | Penn State Nittany Lions | |
15 | Wisconsin Badgers | Please understand that around here or so, the gap between teams suddenly becomes very large. Consider here to about #19 to all be tied at #17 or so. |
16 | Virginia Tech Hokies | |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | |
18 | Kansas State Wildcats | A solid win over an admittedly underwhelming Stanford squad is better than many teams did. Also, Deuce Vaughn is fucking *fast.* |
19 | Texas Longhorns | The Cajuns aren't what they were last season, but a win is a win. The offense will need to figure a few things out pretty fast. |
20 | Tulane Green Wave | |
21 | SMU Mustangs | Ponies stay relatively put despite a runaway offensive display. Mostly because others moved around them. |
22 | Nevada Wolf Pack | A win over a P5 team is better than most G5s can claim. |
23 | Florida State Seminoles | Stick with Milton and never look back. Or too closely at his leg. |
24 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Yikes. Gotta shape up against *checks notes* Missouri State. |
25 | UCF Knights | A 5-point home win against last week's #25 earns you... the #25 spot. Congratulations. Next few out, in no particular order: UCLA, Mizzou, Miami (FL), Boise State, Troy, Memphis, Virginia |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
5 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 0.00 |
6 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
7 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
8 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
9 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.03 |
10 | Utah Utes | 2.52 |
11 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
12 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
13 | Auburn Tigers | 1.81 |
14 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
15 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.85 |
16 | Virginia Tech Hokies | 0.00 |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 2.45 |
18 | Kansas State Wildcats | 2.87 |
19 | Texas Longhorns | -0.29 |
20 | Tulane Green Wave | 5.01 |
21 | SMU Mustangs | 4.07 |
22 | Nevada Wolf Pack | 2.65 |
23 | Florida State Seminoles | 1.73 |
24 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
25 | UCF Knights | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
---|---|
UCLA Bruins | 1.61 |
USC Trojans | 2.26 |
Oregon Ducks | 1.63 |
Ole Miss Rebels | 0.67 |
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers | 0.72 |
Arizona State Sun Devils | 0.16 |
Miami Hurricanes | 0.05 |
Total Score: 31.39