KobeOrNotKobe Ballot for 2016 Week 7
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 10, 2016, 5:52 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT (ok fr very scary it seems like all their skill players are like freshman what the fuck) |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Lol fucking up Rutgers like that pls don't ever play against UK |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
HYPE TRAIN STILL IN FULL EFFECT BITCHES WOOOOO |
| 4 |
Clemson Tigers
|
good bye week |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
LOL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL DOING AT THE END OF THAT GAMe |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
No good wins yet |
| 7 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
UHHHHH I DON"T KNOW WHERE TO PUT YALL YALL ARE LIKE SATAN BUT LUCKY AS SHIT BUT OT AWAY LIKE I DONT FUCKING KNOW |
| 8 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Hahahahahahaha fuck you guys  |
| 9 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
This is a boring ass team guys but whatever |
| 10 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
MOTHER FUCKING HYPE TRAIN WOOOOOO WOOOOO WOOOOO FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE NEBRASKA V WASHINGTON CHAMPIONSHIP WOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| 11 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Oh what the fuck their two losses are to #4 and #6 teams so yeah they don't have a lot of potential to move up tho, If teams they lost to lost they're going down with em. this is their peak |
| 12 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
same as Auburn, If teams they lost to lost they're going down with em. this is their peak |
| 13 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
Uhhhhhhhhhh what idk either but everyone else is losing |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
Gonna end the season 9-3 and fuck everyone up. Would've beat Auburn with Org(oat)eren and Wisc is #9ALSO FUCK FLORIDA  |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
undefeated yo |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
good team |
| 17 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
James is cool i guess |
| 18 |
Baylor Bears
|
No impressive wins and should've lost to Iowa State. A lot of potential up tho |
| 19 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
Undeafeateejeofd WOOOOOOOO |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Uhhhh Florida State isn't good but is but isn't |
| 21 |
Houston Cougars
|
Lucky to be here at all. I'm not convinced Oklahoma is anything besides hype |
| 22 |
Florida Gators
|
(To tune of florida's chant) IT SUCKS TO BE A FUCKING PUSSY, DONALD TRUMP WILL COME UP AND GRAB THEE |
| 23 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
CLUSTER FUCK ALL THE PAC 12 TEAMS TOGETHER HOORAY |
| 24 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
Beat Iowa and EWU who beat Washington State who Beat McCaffrey easily soooooooo https://vine.co/v/55m7LWIYmE5 |
| 25 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
YOOooooo how tf do you have 2 bye weeks already |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.40 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.43 |
| 4 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-1.13 |
| 7 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.50 |
| 8 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Auburn Tigers
|
2.95 |
| 12 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
2.26 |
| 13 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.21 |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
6.36 |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.57 |
| 17 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
8.05 |
| 18 |
Baylor Bears
|
-0.67 |
| 19 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Houston Cougars
|
-0.91 |
| 22 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
1.74 |
| 24 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
-1.17 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida State Seminoles
|
1.52 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
1.67 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.49 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.13 |
Total Score: 31.15