Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Dec. 7, 2025, 1:09 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Fuck you.

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Indiana Hoosiers	This is insanity
2	Georgia Bulldogs	If only they won 28-0
3	Ohio State Buckeyes	Julian Sayin is Drew Allar with the Bengals WR room
4	Texas Tech Red Raiders	If Morton wasn’t mediocre they would be my favorites to win
5	Oregon Ducks	Yeah they’re pretty good I guess
6	Ole Miss Rebels	Let’s see how a team without half a coaching staff does
7	Texas A&M Aggies	Marcel Reed is the best worst quarterback of all time
8	Oklahoma Sooners	John Mateer is the worst best quarterback of all time.
9	Miami Hurricanes	Week 1 games do in fact matter
10	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	Fuck you.
11	BYU Cougars	Conference championship games do in fact matter
12	Florida State Seminoles	Week 1 games actually don’t matter at all!
13	Alabama Crimson Tide	Conference championship games actually don’t matter at all! Eat shit
14	Texas Longhorns	Don’t care about the rest of this
15	Vanderbilt Commodores
16	Utah Utes
17	USC Trojans
18	Tulane Green Wave
19	James Madison Dukes
20	Virginia Cavaliers
21	Michigan Wolverines
22	Arizona Wildcats
23	North Texas Mean Green
24	Navy Midshipmen
25	Connecticut Huskies

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Indiana Hoosiers	0.00
2	Georgia Bulldogs	0.16
3	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.00
4	Texas Tech Red Raiders	0.00
5	Oregon Ducks	0.00
6	Ole Miss Rebels	0.00
7	Texas A&M Aggies	0.00
8	Oklahoma Sooners	0.00
9	Miami Hurricanes	0.00
10	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0.00
11	BYU Cougars	0.00
12	Florida State Seminoles	13.18
13	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
14	Texas Longhorns	0.00
15	Vanderbilt Commodores	-0.08
16	Utah Utes	-0.20
17	USC Trojans	0.00
18	Tulane Green Wave	0.00
19	James Madison Dukes	0.00
20	Virginia Cavaliers	0.00
21	Michigan Wolverines	-0.04
22	Arizona Wildcats	0.00
23	North Texas Mean Green	0.00
24	Navy Midshipmen	0.00
25	Connecticut Huskies	0.02

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets	0.30
Iowa Hawkeyes	0.03

Total Score: 14.02