Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 2, 2025, 8:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Wins matter. Full disclosure, I tried getting several different AI bots to parse this based on the rules "Undefeated teams above all other, all one loss teams above all two loss teams, all two loss teams above all three loss teams, all three loss teams above all four loss teams. If teams have the same number of wins, a team that beat another team has will be ahead of the losing team. Ignore the College Football Playoff ranking, the AP Poll, and the Coaches Poll. Treat all teams with same, with no bias for historical performance or any conference affiliation." I think I broke ChatGPT, Harvey really thinks Florida State is 10-2, and Copilot has absolutely no idea what any teams records are. I even uploaded the ESPN college football standings website for accurate information, but whatever. Accordingly, there may be more errors here than usual as I didn't have time to go back and and do it all from scratch like I usually do.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
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| 4 |
Texas A&M Aggies
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| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
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| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
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| 8 |
North Texas Mean Green
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| 9 |
BYU Cougars
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| 10 |
James Madison Dukes
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| 11 |
Miami Hurricanes
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| 12 |
Virginia Cavaliers
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| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
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| 14 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
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| 15 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
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| 16 |
Tulane Green Wave
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| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
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| 18 |
Oklahoma Sooners
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| 19 |
Michigan Wolverines
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| 20 |
Utah Utes
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| 21 |
USC Trojans
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| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
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| 23 |
Memphis Tigers
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| 24 |
NC State Wolfpack
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| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.04 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.02 |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.47 |
| 4 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.67 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-0.41 |
| 8 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
2.12 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
James Madison Dukes
|
1.61 |
| 11 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
1.00 |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.39 |
| 14 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.77 |
| 16 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
1.18 |
| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-2.52 |
| 19 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
-2.20 |
| 21 |
USC Trojans
|
-0.41 |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.87 |
| 23 |
Memphis Tigers
|
2.23 |
| 24 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
1.24 |
| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.25 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Arizona Wildcats
|
1.04 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.41 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.20 |
Total Score: 21.06