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Lefunnymaymays4lief Ballot for 2025 Week 15

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Dec. 2, 2025, 2:13 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Fight me.

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes There are maybe 2-3 teams that can score 20 points on them in the field and one of them might be left out of the playoff
2 Indiana Hoosiers This is one of them maybe? We’ll see in the B1G title I suppose
3 Georgia Bulldogs Beat Bama or else I’ll be one of those people that talk endlessly about bulldogs and ethical dog breeding standards annoyingly
4 Texas Tech Red Raiders Beat BYU again or else I’ll start agreeing with your admin that tossing tortillas on the field is dumb and disrespectful
5 Oregon Ducks Imagine if TTU loses and we get 3 B1G teams with a bye… gross, but wouldn’t be undeserved for Oregon though
6 Texas A&M Aggies You assholes had ONE job left. ONE JOB. How SCAR and ND got clutched on by Marcel Reed, the world may never know why
7 Ole Miss Rebels …Look I said it last week as a bit but genuinely they’re in danger of the committee actually fucking them over for Lane also fucking them over. I actually kind of feel bad
8 Notre Dame Fighting Irish This is a playoff team. The metrics believe this is a playoff team, the eyes believe this is a playoff team, let’s not kid ourselves on this
9 Miami Hurricanes It’s time for the arguments of Miami vs. ND to end and put them both in. It’s also time to direct Cane anger toward the ACC’s greed of trying to get 2 playoff teams and risking having 0 in the process. Duke’s placement in the game is based on the most arbitrary tiebreaker I’ve ever seen
10 Oklahoma Sooners I’m sorry man. This offense is marginally better than last year’s, Mateer has one hand, and they cannot establish the run. LSU has as much life as Middle Ages England during the Black Plague and should’ve came up with the win in Norman. I don’t care how elite the defense is, Ohio State’s is better and they still have Sayin and an illegal WR core
11 Alabama Crimson Tide ConFLAGulations Alabama on such a FLAGulous clutch drive! That truly SANK(ey) Auburn’s chances to win! (yes this ranking is out of spite) (🍢🍢🍢)
12 BYU Cougars I’m truly sorry Coug fans, Sitake getting courted by Penn State of all places shows how insane this sport has gotten. However, this team is consistent as Midwestern weather. I don’t remember the last time they’ve gotten up and straight flattened a lesser opponent, they were down 14-0 through one against UCF at home
13 Texas Longhorns Don’t like the ranking? Try blaming it on losing to 4-8 Florida instead of playing Ohio State within a possession in week 1
14 Vanderbilt Commodores Unfortunately for the Dores, no wins in (my) current rankings means they sit here. I’d love to see them in the field this year but it’s just too crowded with 2 loss teams this year. Doesn't take away from a fantastic season, beating the hell out of the Vols and the potential to do this all again in the coming years
15 Virginia Cavaliers Chandler Morris is back, so that means beating Duke again should be easy right
16 Utah Utes I thought Whitt was done. Hats off the Utah on righting the ship even though the big games didn’t go their way
17 USC Trojans Pretty decent season but feels like the most empty 9-3 possible for them
18 North Texas Mean Green In my eyes, the best G5 team left standing after the regular season. Defense is pretty meh, but they can put up points and a lot of them. Beat Tulane and they’re in
19 James Madison Dukes I don’t think they have to depend on the ACC making a fool of themselves to get in the field, I think a Tulane win should just secure them the spot but what do I know?
20 Michigan Wolverines Pretty weird for a 9-3 year to feel substantially worse than a 7-5 year but here we are
21 Arizona Wildcats Brent Brennan really went “Wait a minute, I have Noah Fifita” and they started winning games again
22 Tulane Green Wave Looks like a win and you’re in scenario for Tulane
23 Navy Midshipmen Unfortunately things didn’t shake out for the Middies to get into the AAC championship game, but still a damn good year and Horvath is STILL a dawg
24 Connecticut Huskies Gonna reward them now for a great year because now that Mora left for CSU for some reason it might be the last time they get to see something like this for a while, at least until the ACC is forced to add them
25 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets And it ends in a whimper. Poor Haynes King couldn’t completely carry this team despite a Herculean effort. It’s really too bad | DROPPED: (19) Pitt, (25) Tennessee | HONORABLE MENTIONS: Houston, Iowa, USF, New Mexico, Old Dominion

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