Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2025 Week 15
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 2, 2025, 12:57 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Stop poaching coaches before the season is over!!!!
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
The *ichigan curse is over |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Gameday really loves the SEC huh |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Managed to escape the vaunted defense of...Georgia Tech? |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
UW named changed to UL |
| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
I still want to see fans toss tortillas on the field |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
B.A.S. |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Is LSU supposed to be a second rival? |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
Crumbl Cookie, save BYU! |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Classic Iron Bowl game |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
The year is 2042. Vanderbilt is #1 in the nation for the 27th straight week. Diego Pavia is once again a Heisman runner up. |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
FINE, I guess you can be in the playoffs. Miami won't like it though! |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
Kyle Whittingham go out with a bang |
| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
So if Florida State misses out on the playoffs after having a perfect season because their star QB is out, 2 loss Ole Miss will miss out because they're missing their star HC...right? |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Get wrecked in the first round of playoffs or get a mediocre bowl game everyone opts out of |
| 15 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Next season, VT will be a FIERCE opponent...unless you are ranked higher, then not really |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
ACC version of Texas, sorry Miami fans |
| 17 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
Poor Mean Green, hate to see G5 teams get poached this early |
| 18 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Poor Dukes, hate to see G5 teams get poached this early |
| 19 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Did better at the gauntlet than I thought |
| 20 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
vs NT for the G5 playoff spot? |
| 21 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
The one game your defense finally shows up for. Oh well, goodnight my sweet prince Haynes King |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
That was a good first quarter you had. Then reality came |
| 23 |
USC Trojans
|
Think you hit your ceiling with Lincoln Riley in the Big10 |
| 24 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Oh hello Arizona. Sneaky nice season. Also RIP ASU, they derailed hard |
| 25 |
Connecticut Huskies
|
LMAO if you're ranking Missouri or Tennessee |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.26 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
1.01 |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.08 |
| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-1.80 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.86 |
| 17 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
1.52 |
| 20 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.47 |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.18 |
| 23 |
USC Trojans
|
-1.14 |
| 24 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
-0.12 |
| 25 |
Connecticut Huskies
|
0.02 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 7.47