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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2025 Week 15

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Dec. 2, 2025, midnight

Overall Rationale: I secretly and covertly changed the names of co-eds in Lane Kiffin’s phone to different football programs. This is the order in which he texted them, starting at 2:37 AM on Thanksgiving day.

Rank Team Reason
1 Indiana Hoosiers I went back and forth on where to rank Indiana vs Ohio State. It ultimately came down to winning at Oregon, which is far and away the most impressive win of the two schools thus far. Luckily it will be decided on the field next weekend.
2 Ohio State Buckeyes Ryan Day finally beat Michigan. This is how I know to the collapse of society is imminent.
3 Georgia Bulldogs Escaped Georgia Tech, and on to fight Alabama.
4 Texas Tech Red Raiders Easy win for the red raiders who will try and embarrass BYU again.
5 Ole Miss Rebels What to do about the Lane Kiffin situation? I don’t want to penalize them until I see them play.
6 Texas A&M Aggies :(
7 Oregon Ducks I likely have the ducks too low, but their win department is less than impressive compared to other 1 loss teams.
8 BYU Cougars BYU really needs to look competitive vs TTU bc the committee will find it easy to drop them out if they get blown out again, whether or not it’s fair.
9 Oklahoma Sooners Jesus. Yall play some ugly football. Souls be entertaining to see in the playoffs.
10 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Finishing up your season strong, this squad has ok but not great wins, we’ll see if they squeak into the playoffs after championship game weekend.
11 Alabama Crimson Tide That was an iron bowl. Alabama realistically needs to win the SECCG to get in imo.
12 Texas Longhorns I fucking hate you
13 Vanderbilt Commodores Vandy is really held back by its losses and lack of compelling wins. Which is a shame, it would be fun to see them in the playoffs.
14 Utah Utes It’s beginning to look allot like pop tarts bowl.
15 Miami Hurricanes lol you missed the ACCCG to Duke?! Haahahahahahahahahahahahaa
16 North Texas Mean Green Mean green just need to hold on in the American vs Tulane in the battle of teams that will be playing for other schools next year.
17 Virginia Cavaliers Squeaking into the playoff conversation with some ugly losses. No matter what this has been a great year for UVa and their program.
18 USC Trojans 9-3 is a good solid finish, just none of your wins bump you more than the next team.
19 Michigan Wolverines That USC loss is really holding this squad back.
20 James Madison Dukes My sweet prince has an outside shot at the playoffs and I’m loving the underdog story.
21 Houston Cougars An up and down season, but positive end for the Cougars. Beating both Arizona schools was huge for this squad and I like seeing Weigman do relatively well there.
22 Arizona Wildcats Huge rivalry win for a team I’d left for dead after last year’s collapse.
23 Navy Midshipmen Missing out on the AACCG stings, but Navy has had a good year. Army - Navy should be fun as always.
24 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets That was truly a season. You’ve earned a special place in my heart with how you’ve let Haynes King blossom.
25 Tulane Green Wave Still has a playoff chance?! God I’m going to have to scout them to get an idea as to what to expect from my gators aren’t I.

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