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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2025 Week 14

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 24, 2025, 9:18 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Sometimes I’ll just put a bunch of school names in a hat and then grab a rattlesnake and let it loose in a closed environment, and as I run from the snake names come flying out and that’s how I choose who to rank. Sometimes I accidentally just grab a really noisy worm, and it’s pretty embarrassing when I get to the third room and realize it’s not a rattlesnake. A couple times I accidentally let an anaconda loose, and that was far more destructive than I would have anticipated. Wife was NOT happy.

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes My main complaint, get fans who post funnier memes. How can there be so many unfunny memes posted by an entire fanbase? There’s occasionally one that makes me chuckle but come on.
2 Indiana Hoosiers Bar graph of wins against top 6 teams among the top 6: Indiana 1, everyone else 0. Checkmate
3 Texas A&M Aggies Missouri and LSU being your next biggest wins after ND really isn’t helping. How is LSU down so bad they almost lost to WKU?
4 Georgia Bulldogs I strongly dislike you and hope the yellow jackets beat you.
5 Texas Tech Red Raiders I would like to rank yall over Georgia, but I want to see yall against non Big XII teams. Luckily you’ll be in the playoffs.
6 Oregon Ducks Huge win over USC, giving some actual validity to your season.
7 BYU Cougars Probably higher than lots of folks will have them, but I think BYU has proven they’re a solid team.
8 Ole Miss Rebels 🤨 no commitment from head coach 🤨
9 Oklahoma Sooners The inverse of Lincoln Riley’s tenure at OU has brought some extremely ugly football.
10 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Syracuse is dead, they’ve got so many injuries they’d lose to many FCS squads rn, you don’t have to do that.
11 Alabama Crimson Tide I hope you miss the playoffs again and I hate that you may make the SECCG. I’m 🤢 rooting 🤢 for Auburn 🤮
12 Michigan Wolverines Alright alright, you don’t have to sweet talk me, you’ve made you’re way into potential playoff contention after I was a massive naysayer all season.
13 Miami Hurricanes Coastal chaos comes for us all. We all want Duke winning the ACC. Make it happen.
14 Utah Utes I probably have yall higher than most but I think this is a solid squad.
15 Texas Longhorns Ew
16 Vanderbilt Commodores Your biggest issue is that you don’t have any big wins. Missouri? Ha sure
17 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets I would very much like you to beat Georgia thanks.
18 Virginia Cavaliers It likely won’t end the way Virginia fans would like, but this has been a remarkable year for them nonetheless. The rebuild after tragedy to get to this point is really impressive.
19 North Texas Mean Green The green part of the Mean Green is the weed they smoke. The mean? Idk everyone I’ve ever known who went to UNT has been lovely. Cool cats all around.
20 James Madison Dukes The AAC and ACC destroying themselves is exactly what the Dukes need. Ride high my sweet prince.
21 USC Trojans You’re gonna need a plan b bc the Trojans are broken. They can’t measure up against a team that brings the big O.
22 Arizona State Sun Devils Welcome back to the top 25 Sparky. I like this squad, and hope I’m not too high on them.
23 Wake Forest Demon Deacons Probably going to be one of my more controversial picks, but Wake has sneakily had a good year. I was trash talking them early on, but honestly if it weren’t for the FSU implosion they’d be way higher. Just like Alabama. That’s Wake Forest, the Alabama of North Carolina.
24 SMU Mustangs Every night, before I go to bed, I get down and pray. I say, “sweet little baby Jesus, please don’t let SMU in the ACCCG.” And then I’ll have a vision that night of a rider on a black horse, and the rider has a pair a scales, and voices talking about their groceries and it’s really confusing.
25 Pittsburgh Panthers Coastal Chaos 2.0 brings Pitt back into the top 25 despite their best efforts.

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