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Lefunnymaymays4lief Ballot for 2025 Week 14

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 23, 2025, 2:13 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Elite ball knowledge

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes Just don’t fuck this up.
2 Indiana Hoosiers Oaken Bucket can’t get any worse for Purdue than last year… right?
3 Texas A&M Aggies Just don’t fuck this up. x2
4 Georgia Bulldogs What kind of UGA are we getting against Tech? If it’s the one we’ve been getting during the last couple weeks of SEC play, then the Wreck are getting crucified on live television
5 Oregon Ducks Here’s the vaunted USC bump that Oregon’s been waiting for
6 Texas Tech Red Raiders Just win the BXII and save us all the headaches
7 Ole Miss Rebels With only really having the OU win, if Ole Miss loses the Egg Bowl and Lane leaves… is there a chance they get left out entirely with how many 2 loss teams are fighting for a spot?
8 BYU Cougars Winning on the road somewhat convincingly against a pretty good Bearcat squad is gonna give them the bump from me
9 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Normally there’s nothing really else to say other than that’s exactly how you should beat a team magnitudes worse than you, but there’s overkill and then there’s what happened Saturday. Jesus fuck. This isn’t a playoff team? My ass
10 Oklahoma Sooners If Mateer had more than one hand I would rank them above ND. OU gave Mizzou plenty of chances to make this game closer, and while their defense is certainly legit (and so is Mizzou’s to an extent) Mizzou kept shooting themselves in the foot. If this was a comfortable win, I’d have not dropped them a spot
11 Alabama Crimson Tide This is really the time of year where that FSU loss is looking REALLY fucking bad. Iron Bowl for everything
12 Miami Hurricanes Once again, this team and their fans should not be complaining considering they need all the help in the world to even get into the ACCCG. They have to go win in Pittsburgh in sub-30 degree weather to even have a shot at both that and a playoff spot. Only can blame themselves
13 Vanderbilt Commodores I think it would be neat for GameDay to go to Knoxville for an underrated rivalry between Vandy and UT. Pavia should go to New York but the spots are getting thin
14 Utah Utes Escaped with their lives against a mediocre KSU, but you really think I’m gonna rank Michigan and UVA over them for that?
15 Michigan Wolverines If Ohio State loses to them (AGAIN) it would be maybe the biggest travesty in the history of the sport because this is absolutely not a playoff team
16 Virginia Cavaliers The Hokies would love nothing more than to ruin UVA’s ACC/playoff hopes despite them being as scary as wet paper
17 Texas Longhorns Schrödinger’s Arch strikes again
18 USC Trojans Lincoln Riley win an important game challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
19 Pittsburgh Panthers Narduzzi wasn’t fucking kidding last week huh
20 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets At least they can win COFH as a fuck you to UGA? Maybe?
21 James Madison Dukes Played as well against Wazzu as Ole Miss and UVA did 🤷
22 North Texas Mean Green Everything is front of them based on the committee ranking Tulane as the #1 G5 team
23 Navy Midshipmen Need some help to get into the AAC championship game, but anything’s possible with this insane ass conference
24 Tulane Green Wave I feel like they’re being rewarded much too highly for beating Duke and NW, but if they run the table from here on out I don’t think they would be undeserving of the final playoff spot either
25 Tennessee Volunteers This team is so whatever but somebody had to go here | DROPPED: (22) Houston HONORABLE MENTIONS: Arizona State, SMU, UConn, Arizona, San Diego St

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