Noy_Telinu Ballot for 2025 Week 14
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 23, 2025, 1:27 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Don't lose games.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Best team in CFB |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Only Ohio State has looked better |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Best quality loss an Irish fan could ask for |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Seriously can only lose to Alabama |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
HAHAHA F the Trojans |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Would they let Ole Miss in without a HC? |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Really deserves a spot |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
Big 12 rematch soon |
| 9 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
So many good Texas teams this year |
| 10 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Really almost lost to Wazzu? Really? |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
We thank you for beating bama |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Please Auburn, do the thing |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Either lose already or win the damn ACC for once, you are making this awkward |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Matthew 18:22: "Jesus said to him, 'I do not say to you up to seven times, but up to seventy times seven.'" |
| 15 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Best Vandy year and likely not making playoffs. Bummer. |
| 16 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Wow the ACC sucks |
| 17 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Dude... |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Beating Ohio State would be funny |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
Yeah, need a miracle 7 way tie to get in at this point |
| 20 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
MWC's best team |
| 21 |
UNLV Rebels
|
That UCLA win gets worse all the time |
| 22 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Has a shot at it if they can win the American |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Wait, is the tiebreaker for it the CFB playoff rankings? |
| 24 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Can win the ACC and thus ranked |
| 25 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Ditto |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
1.94 |
| 10 |
James Madison Dukes
|
1.81 |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.21 |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.06 |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.81 |
| 15 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.62 |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.32 |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
-2.19 |
| 20 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
4.72 |
| 21 |
UNLV Rebels
|
4.07 |
| 22 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
1.33 |
| 24 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas Longhorns
|
1.38 |
USC Trojans
|
1.18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.73 |
Total Score: 21.37