Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2025 Week 13
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 18, 2025, 12:16 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Did you witness how many Bama fans were talking shit on the Aggies during the first half of their game? Ahh how fun this season is!
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
1A |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
1B |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
No longer 1C because what an incredible choke job for the ages- wait wdym you won?...beamer ball...you're still no longer 1C though |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
"...and then they kicked an onside kick up 11 in the 4th!" |
| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Bring back the tortillas celebration or I curse thee in the playoffs |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Ex - Pac 12 matchup upcoming |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Egg Bowl where the Bulldogs have bowl eligibility on the line?...oh no... |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Even if your QB can't throw a football, your team's defense will make sure the other team's can't either! |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
Cinci is the last major roadblock, don't screw this up if you want to be in the playoffs |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Why do we have eyes? It's to watch Haynes King! (And not that god awful defense Jesus Christ GT) |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Black Hoodie dominance is no more |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
Allowing 11/33 completions but also giving up 221 sure is a statline. Good dominant win though Utes |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Game against Kentucky and then vs Tennessee to see who is the fraud and who is just only slightly above average |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I would call Pitt a good win if their HC said he doesn't care about this matchup at all lmao |
| 15 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Rivalry against Virginia Tech with soon to be head coach James Franklin...which means if you stay good, you will be guaranteed a ranked win every season! |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Speaking of James Franklin, him vs Mario Cristobal will be such a legendary fraudulent ranked team matchup from now on |
| 17 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
Rice and Temple """should""" be an easy close to the season with how dominant your offense has been. """Should""" be the G5 favorite, but the committee is weighing them against James Madison |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Inside you are two wolverines. One is barely squeaking out wins. The other is somehow beating Ohio State when your roster pales in comparison |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
Double digit comeback against Iowa? Quite the comeback against the devil magic team! |
| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Did you really think you were getting gameday against a 5-5 Wazzu team? |
| 21 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Just wasn't good enough to compete at the top end this year |
| 22 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Showing life midst their gauntlet |
| 23 |
Houston Cougars
|
TCU and Baylor, which one do you choke I wonder |
| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Jokes on me for picking Southern Miss, so I'll pick an actual team this time...but I was VERY close to bringing on UConn! |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Don't worry, it's as your coach predicts. You'll win out now, right?.......right??? |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.37 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.73 |
| 15 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.42 |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.28 |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
-0.93 |
| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
1.65 |
| 23 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.16 |
Tennessee Volunteers
Missouri Tigers