Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 17, 2025, 10:09 a.m.
Overall Rationale: On-field results from week-to-week, eye test for breaking circles of sicko
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Number 1. Still never close. Only Michigan stands in their way |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Stuck at 2 after close PSU game unless 1) the funny thing happens in A2, or 2) the B1G title game |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Really good win against Texas; also, Bama's H2H win looks a little like UGA's Red River (it reveals nothing about the comparative value of the teams) |
| 4 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Undefeated, still! BYU win looks better |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Fell a few slots for requiring a second half miracle/collapse by SC. The 'cocks have been bity, but A&M played them the worst by far. |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Game was closer than the score suggests, but a good performance amid the off-field drama |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Great win! Only move up 2 because the head-to-head with Ole Miss offers the ceiling |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Dominant. It was Minnesota, but still |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I lend 0 credence to this game; they won, though |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
They did not win. They fall, but OU is a good team, so they don't fall far |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
Solid get-right game against TCU |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
Coming out of the bye guns blazing |
| 13 |
USC Trojans
|
Survives an Iowa team that's pulling a Nebraska in big games. Gutsy win, but USC's road doesn't get easier |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
This was a pretty lifeless game more reminiscent of mid-season Texas. It's #3, though, so floor on the fall |
| 15 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Brought some anger against the Wolfpack. Up a few |
| 16 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Bye, move up from unrelated movement |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Moved up despite themselves. This was an absurd net success-final score divergence, but it was that because they were -5(!) in the TO margin |
| 18 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Chandler Morris is back, baby. UVA's dip erased |
| 19 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Dukes! Quietly tearing up the Sun Belt |
| 20 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
NM State. Sure, whatever |
| 21 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
H2H over UNT |
| 22 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
UNT is good, beat the UAB team that's messing with a bunch |
| 23 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Hey, that was good! |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Only team that could lose and still be ranked bc they lost like they did |
| 25 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
Welcome, FCS |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.68 |
| 4 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.28 |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
-0.84 |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.20 |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.06 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
1.02 |
| 15 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.08 |
| 21 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.49 |
| 22 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.94 |
| 25 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
0.01 |