Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 16, 2025, 2:25 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Fuck it, rank all the top G5 teams for chaos.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
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| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
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| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
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| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
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| 6 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
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| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
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| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
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| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
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| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
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| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
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| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
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| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
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| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
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| 15 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
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| 16 |
USC Trojans
|
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| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
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| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
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| 19 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
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| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
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| 21 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
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| 22 |
Navy Midshipmen
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| 23 |
Arizona Wildcats
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| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
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| 25 |
WKU Hilltoppers
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.50 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.20 |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.07 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
1.02 |
| 15 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
-0.57 |
| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
1.65 |
| 23 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
2.01 |
| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
WKU Hilltoppers
|
0.20 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.47 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.33 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.13 |
Total Score: 7.15