Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 16, 2025, 12:01 a.m.
Overall Rationale: EAT SHIT PITT
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
The new blossoming evil empire rolls |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
1nd1ana 2: Electric Boogaloo |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
This is just who Marcel Reed is. The most ass greatest quarterback of all time. Can win in any position and vice versa. Aggies could win or lose by any margin, come back by 30 or choke by 30 and all you can really say is “yeah that tracks.” Concepcion and Craver are still insane though |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
They have still not forgotten the cowardly attack on Uga from Bevo, and they possibly never will |
| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Just hold strong and win the BXII, and the bye is firmly in reach |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Crushing the poor Gophies after such a hard fought win last week against Iowa is actually a GREAT sign |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I’m going to assume that they’re coasting until proven otherwise. With by far the weakest SOS among the remaining SEC CFP contenders, they should probably stop that! |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Biggest hurdle that remained for OU to be in the playoff was just cleared. Went from firmly behind to possibly getting a home game in the CFP in 60 minutes, and now their two remaining games are also in Norman to unranked opponents. So now, Mizzou has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST thing ever |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Auburn, listen to everybody: NOBODY, NOBODY BELIEVES IN YOU! WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO ABOUT IT. DON'T LET NO ONE COME INTO YOUR HOUSE, TAKE YOUR MEAL, DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TODAY! I'm not nervous, I'm just telling you… |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I unfortunately cannot justify ranking my Irish above Alabama despite the win against Pitt (and Alabama still having that STANK loss to the Noles) mostly due to the UGA win… for now. Love is still him |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
They’re way more hurt about Bama dropping that game to OU than even ND is. May have to win the BXII outright to get in |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
So they’re clearly by a significant margin the best team in the ACC, and because that conference is a fucking mess and so are the Canes they’re STILL behind to get back into the championship game picture |
| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Dude does anyone in the ACC actually want to win it |
| 14 |
USC Trojans
|
This team is very good and I’m tired of pretending they’re not. If not for OSU, and maybe TAMU, probably the best WR room in the sport |
| 15 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
I would say that the Volunteer State showdown is their final obstacle for an at-large spot, but Kentucky is streaking… 👀 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
Okay I take back what I said about their offense not moving me even though Baylor defensively is dumpster fire, but I still think the committee is overranking them a tad |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
…they’re gonna meme their way into the CFP after beating OSU aren’t they |
| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
|
For this being their all-in year, I gotta say… don’t see it! |
| 19 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Well thank god a mediocre Duke team doesn’t have a path to an ACC title now, so instead an above average team will win the conference now! Maybe the Hoos! |
| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Not entirely bad to be a Duke this week. They win, VT is trending toward Franklin which means Chesney is safe (for now), and now they’re in pole position for a playoff spot |
| 21 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
AAC championship game likely looms, but they may need some chaos in the ACC to get the autobid which, let’s be real, is probably gonna continue to happen |
| 22 |
Houston Cougars
|
Willie Fritz is a wizard even if the wins haven’t exactly been stellar |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Beat Memphis, then you could get revenge on UNT in the conference championship game… and perhaps a CFP bid awaits? |
| 24 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Still feel nasty for ranking these goobers but unfortunately no one else really deserves to be ranked |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
EAT SHIT PITT | DROPPED: (20) Cincinnati, (22) Louisville HONORABLE MENTIONS: Tulane, Arizona State, SMU, UConn, winner of BSU/SDSU my ass is TIRED |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.09 |
| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
-0.33 |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.85 |
| 24 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.16 |