Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 11, 2025, 1:23 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Tennessee and Notre Dame are ranked purely to inflate teams they lost to
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Sayin has a WHAT Completion % ??? |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Close game that wasn't in the Big10 AND no quality loss? Tsk tsk tsk |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Honestly could move to #2 or even #1, but they'll stay here for consistency until one of the Top 3 loses |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Your team is much more flawed than you realize |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
First half offense my god! |
| 6 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Back on track |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Every team reverts to a 1950's version of their team when they play @ Iowa |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Who is more likely to show up: Ole Miss in the playoffs or Ole Miss fans in big games? |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
Got handled but can't really drop you too far |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Too bad in people's eyes that W's and L's are taken into account in regards to the Heisman race. Haynes King is such a stud |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Post bye gauntlet starts now. Time for Arch to prove he can play the position known as QB aside from the Vandy game |
| 12 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Wait you're still in the playoff hunt? I mean ok I guess |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
No issues to close out the season surely? |
| 14 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
You're still in the playoff hunt too? Sure why not |
| 15 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Haha people are actually ranking you high AND ranking Tennessee at all?? Lol. Lmao even |
| 16 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
...Wake Forest? Really? |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Lost to the woke agenda |
| 18 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
The streets say you'll get DJ Lagway in the portal next season, start the season 6-0 ranked in the Top 5, and finish 9-3 and miss the playoffs to end the season |
| 19 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
The Meanies are the new G5 frontrunners because if you don't win out idk who they'll give it to |
| 20 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Uh oh, Notre Dame is facing a ranked team. Maybe they'll continue the trend of getting whipped? |
| 21 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Your QB has been looking rough these past few games. You had a bye and now 2 easy opponents before The Game. Try to make it look competitive |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
Iowa, Oregon, and a UCLA team with nothing to lose. Not the easiest stretch |
| 23 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
Win out including a win over BYU...you never know? |
| 24 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Oh wait I found another contender for G5 |
| 25 |
Southern Miss Golden Eagles
|
Ok hear me out |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.05 |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.22 |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.59 |
| 16 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.48 |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.15 |
| 18 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.48 |
| 20 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.17 |
| 21 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.18 |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
-1.05 |
| 23 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Southern Miss Golden Eagles
|
0.23 |