Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 9, 2025, 11:11 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Losses matter 0 > 1 > 2
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Really hasn't struggled this year |
| 2 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Best win vs Notre Dame looks good again |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Almost blew it vs Penn State |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Is making the playoffs and we are all doomed, aren't we? |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Still can only lose to Bama, huh? |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Game vs Florida decides Kiffin's fate? |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Almost blew it vs Iowa, jeez Oregon WTF? |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
BRING BACK THE TORTILLAS |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
Still controls their own destiny in the BIG 12 |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Only serious team in the ACC this year? |
| 11 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
American keeps cannibalizing itself. |
| 12 |
James Madison Dukes
|
And all of a sudden, James Madison looks poised to get that playoff spot |
| 13 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Pac 12 cannibalism and Coastal Chaos leads to a very messy ACC |
| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
LOLZ Losing to CAL |
| 15 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Yes I did what I said I would do in the reddit comment that got -2 points |
| 16 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Putting this whole thing over the SEC teams because the ACC ones can still fight for a playoff spot while the 2 loss SEC teams are behind 4 other SEC teams in conference and look, the committee won't give the SEC 5 teams in the playoffs, that's crazy... Wait, it just might... damn it. |
| 17 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Oh shit, Pitt only has 2 losses? And is in the ACC race? Quality matchup vs Notre Dame next. |
| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Texas does have a chance though since they face Georgia and A&M which would let them face Bama in the title game? |
| 19 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
I also said I would do this |
| 20 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Almost blew it this week too, what is going on? |
| 21 |
USC Trojans
|
I hate you so damn much but we are running out of 2 loss teams |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Look, the BIG won't get 4 teams this year unless somehow Michigan beats Ohio State again which would be funny |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
Still need a lot of teams to lose to have a chance |
| 24 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
Same |
| 25 |
Houston Cougars
|
Ditto |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
-0.33 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.03 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-0.16 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.05 |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.22 |
| 11 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
2.83 |
| 12 |
James Madison Dukes
|
2.44 |
| 13 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
1.34 |
| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
1.04 |
| 15 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.91 |
| 17 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
1.23 |
| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.78 |
| 19 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-1.06 |
| 20 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
-0.93 |
| 21 |
USC Trojans
|
-0.75 |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.50 |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
-1.93 |
| 24 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |