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Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2025 Week 10

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 28, 2025, 12:32 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Brian Kelly lmao

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes Should be a shut-out streak for the next 3 of 4 next games. Fire Ryan Day if you don't!
2 Indiana Hoosiers Wait no; UCLA is an upcoming, nothing to lose, trap team, you aren't supposed to beat them by 50!!!
3 Texas A&M Aggies I can't believe my eyes. An all around good Texas A&M team...BUT WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO DROP 4 STRAIGHT GAMES AND CONTINUE TO BE THE 8-4 TEAM OF DESTINY!!!
4 Alabama Crimson Tide Great gritty win against the #13 preseason cocks, nobody is hotter than the tide!
5 Georgia Bulldogs Who do you think Georgia spent the most time prepping for during the bye? Florida? Texas? Nah, it was probably Tech
6 BYU Cougars Ok so people are finally seeing BYU as a good football team? Took a few weeks
7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Keep going bees, don't let us down now! Make it to Georgia undefeated!
8 Ole Miss Rebels Wazzu played a closer game than Mateer with OU did. Mateer come back to us baby!
9 Oregon Ducks ...wisconsin?
10 Vanderbilt Commodores Never a doubt! (just like your heisman runner up favorite)
11 Texas Tech Red Raiders Poor Cowboys, they felt the wrath of an angry Red Raiders team
12 Louisville Cardinals RB's named Brown seem like a good time
13 Miami Hurricanes Stanford almost got ya!...almost
14 Virginia Cavaliers Please god stop having games go into overtime. Do stuff in regulation to prevent that, like a game winning safety!
15 Tennessee Volunteers Kentucky just...does that to ranked teams. All expected
16 Cincinnati Bearcats Oh hey Cinci, didn't know you were still kicking around. Come some Utah schools coming up that will help more people like me know you just might be good
17 Texas Longhorns ...what the hell Mississippi State
18 Oklahoma Sooners Seriously Mateer, after Zevi finishes this year, we'll welcome you back!
19 Missouri Tigers Break the trend, send the Aggies down the 8-4 spiral
20 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Should finish the year out strong. Maybe Navy gives you trouble?
21 Navy Midshipmen Alright, great first 7 wins, good luck from here on out
22 Michigan Wolverines If you drop a game against Purdue, Northwestern, or Maryland before The Game, it will be really funny and really embarrassing but more so really funny
23 Houston Cougars I think you're good? Been edging out these last few games, but you're winning nontheless
24 Washington Huskies Alright fine, I'll show you some respect
25 Tulane Green Wave Beat UTSA and give us a good game against Memphis. We'll know by then who our G5 rep is (sorry Navy, you aren't surviving the gauntlet)

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