Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 28, 2025, 12:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Brian Kelly lmao
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Should be a shut-out streak for the next 3 of 4 next games. Fire Ryan Day if you don't! |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Wait no; UCLA is an upcoming, nothing to lose, trap team, you aren't supposed to beat them by 50!!! |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
I can't believe my eyes. An all around good Texas A&M team...BUT WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO DROP 4 STRAIGHT GAMES AND CONTINUE TO BE THE 8-4 TEAM OF DESTINY!!! |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Great gritty win against the #13 preseason cocks, nobody is hotter than the tide! |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Who do you think Georgia spent the most time prepping for during the bye? Florida? Texas? Nah, it was probably Tech |
| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
Ok so people are finally seeing BYU as a good football team? Took a few weeks |
| 7 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Keep going bees, don't let us down now! Make it to Georgia undefeated! |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Wazzu played a closer game than Mateer with OU did. Mateer come back to us baby! |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
...wisconsin? |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Never a doubt! (just like your heisman runner up favorite) |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Poor Cowboys, they felt the wrath of an angry Red Raiders team |
| 12 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
RB's named Brown seem like a good time |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Stanford almost got ya!...almost |
| 14 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Please god stop having games go into overtime. Do stuff in regulation to prevent that, like a game winning safety! |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Kentucky just...does that to ranked teams. All expected |
| 16 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
Oh hey Cinci, didn't know you were still kicking around. Come some Utah schools coming up that will help more people like me know you just might be good |
| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
|
...what the hell Mississippi State |
| 18 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Seriously Mateer, after Zevi finishes this year, we'll welcome you back! |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Break the trend, send the Aggies down the 8-4 spiral |
| 20 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Should finish the year out strong. Maybe Navy gives you trouble? |
| 21 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Alright, great first 7 wins, good luck from here on out |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
If you drop a game against Purdue, Northwestern, or Maryland before The Game, it will be really funny and really embarrassing but more so really funny |
| 23 |
Houston Cougars
|
I think you're good? Been edging out these last few games, but you're winning nontheless |
| 24 |
Washington Huskies
|
Alright fine, I'll show you some respect |
| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Beat UTSA and give us a good game against Memphis. We'll know by then who our G5 rep is (sorry Navy, you aren't surviving the gauntlet) |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.19 |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.03 |
| 14 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.03 |
| 16 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.76 |
| 18 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.53 |
| 21 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |