Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 27, 2025, 7:08 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Brian Kelly pack is HITTING
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
I have a hard time believing there’s a currently a a single team in the country that’s a threat to these guys, except for… |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Look man I never thought UCLA would even come close to sniffing a win in that game but jesus man Cig should be locked up for what he’s doing to these lesser programs |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
They just made LSU look like a Pop Warner team in Death Valley and sent Kelly packing. Thank you Mike Elko and Clark Lea |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Almost had the Jackets jump them for almost losing to SCAR but the Tide finally have become clutch again in the DeBoer era. What a disappointing Cocktober |
| 5 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
No matter what you throw at them, the Wramblin Wreck chugs forward |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
The Dawgs hope to avoid disaster and the interim coach buff from the Gators in this year’s edition of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party this Saturday |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
Similar to Georgia Tech but with like, way less cool vibes |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Marching into Norman and scoring over 30 points is impressive. One of like a billion teams in the SEC that are threats to go 11-1 (but the conferences are definitely fine guys) |
| 9 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Survived an old-fashioned rockfight against Mizzou, now the Dores have to go to DKR to fight for an at-large spot against the Longhorns |
| 10 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Miami played a reverse Cristobal game where they looked like they were gonna give the game away in the first half against Stanford, before realizing they were playing against Stanford in the second half |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Do they deserve to be this low? Probably not. However every team in front of the Ducks either have more concrete accomplishments or did something very good last week while they won by only two scores against a REAL sad Wisconsin team at home |
| 12 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Brian, you may come back here but only to be Freeman's designated shoe shiner |
| 13 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
You wanna see a dead body? Check out the highlights of TTU flagellating Oklahoma State’s corpse Saturday |
| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Louisville also may not lose another game in another conference that definitely isn’t too big! |
| 15 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
I seriously thought that Satt would be out by the end of the year. What a nice surprise |
| 16 |
Houston Cougars
|
One of my honorable mentions last week, beat ASU who apparently cannot decide if they’re good or not. Willie Fritz now has the Cougs at 7-1 and a real shot at BXII gold |
| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Yeah, I’m not gonna reward them for almost losing to the Belichick circus |
| 18 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
The Mids aren’t looking so mid anymore. 2nd consecutive 6-0 start and hit 7-0 this past Saturday. Though the toughest stretch of their schedule begins this Saturday against UNT, which is followed up with Notre Dame, USF and Memphis |
| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
I swear this team is not that good but there’s not really anyone else that can justifiably go above them |
| 20 |
Texas Longhorns
|
See: my ranking for Tennessee |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Another year, another Venables Sooner team that plays elite defense and underperforms on offense |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
Lincoln and the Trojans take on Nebraska in Lincoln. If only Los Angeles was named Matthew instead |
| 23 |
Memphis Tigers
|
It was, in fact, too soon to write off Memphis. They sit firmly behind Navy and Tulane in the American standings but can take care of that problem themselves as they play both at home later this year |
| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Reportedly have set barricades around Jon Sumrall’s office following Sunday’s LSU news |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Iowa… can score points? What a concept DROPPED: (17) USF, (18) Mizzou, (22) Arizona State, (24) LSU [https://youtube.com/shorts/GU4Hw-xbBNo?si=l6wr-3_EEH4zUfBm] HONORABLE MENTIONS: Michigan, Pitt, Washington, James Madison, Boise State |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.15 |
| 12 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.34 |
| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.04 |
| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Missouri Tigers
|
0.63 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.53 |
Utah Utes
|
0.21 |
Total Score: 1.89