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Lefunnymaymays4lief Ballot for 2025 Week 10

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 27, 2025, 7:08 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Brian Kelly pack is HITTING

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes I have a hard time believing there’s a currently a a single team in the country that’s a threat to these guys, except for…
2 Indiana Hoosiers Look man I never thought UCLA would even come close to sniffing a win in that game but jesus man Cig should be locked up for what he’s doing to these lesser programs
3 Texas A&M Aggies They just made LSU look like a Pop Warner team in Death Valley and sent Kelly packing. Thank you Mike Elko and Clark Lea
4 Alabama Crimson Tide Almost had the Jackets jump them for almost losing to SCAR but the Tide finally have become clutch again in the DeBoer era. What a disappointing Cocktober
5 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets No matter what you throw at them, the Wramblin Wreck chugs forward
6 Georgia Bulldogs The Dawgs hope to avoid disaster and the interim coach buff from the Gators in this year’s edition of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party this Saturday
7 BYU Cougars Similar to Georgia Tech but with like, way less cool vibes
8 Ole Miss Rebels Marching into Norman and scoring over 30 points is impressive. One of like a billion teams in the SEC that are threats to go 11-1 (but the conferences are definitely fine guys)
9 Vanderbilt Commodores Survived an old-fashioned rockfight against Mizzou, now the Dores have to go to DKR to fight for an at-large spot against the Longhorns
10 Miami Hurricanes Miami played a reverse Cristobal game where they looked like they were gonna give the game away in the first half against Stanford, before realizing they were playing against Stanford in the second half
11 Oregon Ducks Do they deserve to be this low? Probably not. However every team in front of the Ducks either have more concrete accomplishments or did something very good last week while they won by only two scores against a REAL sad Wisconsin team at home
12 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Brian, you may come back here but only to be Freeman's designated shoe shiner
13 Texas Tech Red Raiders You wanna see a dead body? Check out the highlights of TTU flagellating Oklahoma State’s corpse Saturday
14 Louisville Cardinals Louisville also may not lose another game in another conference that definitely isn’t too big!
15 Cincinnati Bearcats I seriously thought that Satt would be out by the end of the year. What a nice surprise
16 Houston Cougars One of my honorable mentions last week, beat ASU who apparently cannot decide if they’re good or not. Willie Fritz now has the Cougs at 7-1 and a real shot at BXII gold
17 Virginia Cavaliers Yeah, I’m not gonna reward them for almost losing to the Belichick circus
18 Navy Midshipmen The Mids aren’t looking so mid anymore. 2nd consecutive 6-0 start and hit 7-0 this past Saturday. Though the toughest stretch of their schedule begins this Saturday against UNT, which is followed up with Notre Dame, USF and Memphis
19 Tennessee Volunteers I swear this team is not that good but there’s not really anyone else that can justifiably go above them
20 Texas Longhorns See: my ranking for Tennessee
21 Oklahoma Sooners Another year, another Venables Sooner team that plays elite defense and underperforms on offense
22 USC Trojans Lincoln and the Trojans take on Nebraska in Lincoln. If only Los Angeles was named Matthew instead
23 Memphis Tigers It was, in fact, too soon to write off Memphis. They sit firmly behind Navy and Tulane in the American standings but can take care of that problem themselves as they play both at home later this year
24 Tulane Green Wave Reportedly have set barricades around Jon Sumrall’s office following Sunday’s LSU news
25 Iowa Hawkeyes Iowa… can score points? What a concept DROPPED: (17) USF, (18) Mizzou, (22) Arizona State, (24) LSU [https://youtube.com/shorts/GU4Hw-xbBNo?si=l6wr-3_EEH4zUfBm] HONORABLE MENTIONS: Michigan, Pitt, Washington, James Madison, Boise State

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