Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 26, 2025, 7:17 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Sayin for Heisman |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
😡 oh I’m Curt Cignetti I’m winning by 50 😡 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Nooo don’t make Brian Kelly look bad Edit: well crap |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Not Saban |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
|
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
|
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
|
| 8 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
|
| 9 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
fr? |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
*Pribula hurt |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
|
| 12 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
|
| 13 |
BYU Cougars
|
🐻 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
|
| 15 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
So Satterfield is a good coach? |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
More people will come around on this team but for now they’ll beat everyone not ranked by 50 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Silly season’s gonna be crazy… |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
|
| 19 |
Texas Longhorns
|
They suck but they won so… |
| 20 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
|
| 21 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
|
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Michigan State is pathetic |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
I hope Navy saw the ESPN graphic of highest probabilities for G5 teams to make the playoffs that didn’t have them on it |
| 24 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
Sean Lewis became Colorado’s OC just to escape Ohio and I respect that |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Every time I see M. Heintschel in the box score I always assume his name is Mac |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.06 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.07 |
| 9 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.06 |
| 12 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
BYU Cougars
|
-0.72 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.27 |
| 15 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.85 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.09 |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
0.77 |
| 19 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.19 |
| 20 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
-0.24 |
| 21 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
-0.91 |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
0.93 |
| 25 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.12 |