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Euphoric_Relative_13 Ballot for 2025 Week 10

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 26, 2025, 7:52 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Even here, my subconscious SEC bias is showing through. Why would I have two-loss teams like Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Mizzou ranked ahead of some one-loss teams? In fact, why is Michigan above some one-loss teams? This is why I talk to myself using these text features, and my poll benefits from this. (This was in an earlier version of my poll, as these grievances have been corrected.)

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes Stand-in for "was on bye"
2 Indiana Hoosiers They might be the most anti-hangover team that has ever existed. I actually pray for the teams that have to play them that aren't ranked. *Looks at who they play in two weeks* ...fuck
3 Texas A&M Aggies Might've singlehandedly kicked a top-20 team right out of the poll.
4 Alabama Crimson Tide Yes, they barely beat a bad South Carolina team. But have you considered that it was Cocktober? That should count for something.
5 Georgia Bulldogs See Ohio State
6 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets They actually handled business surprisingly well. It's only surprising because of their track record, though, not their talent.
7 Oregon Ducks They only beat WISCONSIN by two scores. In AUTZEN. That should be punishable.
8 BYU Cougars Never understood why Iowa State was favored over an undefeated team. Scratch that, I understood for the first half.
9 Vanderbilt Commodores ANCHOR DOWN!!!!!!
10 Ole Miss Rebels It kind of pains me to drop Tech and Miami after destroying a team, but Ole Miss might've sent Oklahoma to the shadow realm, where if they get one more loss, they are F-U-C-K-E-D fucked.
11 Miami Hurricanes This is how you are supposed to do a get-right game. Granted, they play Stanford, but still, kudos.
12 Texas Tech Red Raiders See Miami, replace Stanford with Oklahoma State.
13 Notre Dame Fighting Irish How are they back here? Oh, they've gone undefeated since their two losses, which were to two almost top-10 teams? Fair.
14 Cincinnati Bearcats I bought a ticket to watch Utah play Cincy a couple of weeks ago, because I thought it would be a cheap game since Utah seemed much better. Since that game, Cincy has absolutely skyrocketed. No need to thank me, Bearcats.
15 Tennessee Volunteers See Miami, replace Stanford with Kentucky
16 Virginia Cavaliers If they lost, I would've immediately put The South's Oldest Rivalry as the greatest, most competitive rivalry in all of sports.
17 Louisville Cardinals Not a lot to say for them, honestly.
18 Memphis Tigers I really, really hope the American doesn't cannibalize itself. They have four teams who could make the CFP, they just can't fuck it up.
19 Navy Midshipmen See Memphis
20 Houston Cougars I kind of predicted this back in September, but it is shocking to see Houston being one of the best teams in the B12.
21 Missouri Tigers They're gonna need to bring back that Tiger-Sooner Peace Pipe and win it.
22 Oklahoma Sooners See Missouri.
23 Iowa Hawkeyes I was originally gonna put Michigan here, but looking at Iowa's resume, they deserve it far more than any other B1G team.
24 USF Bulls See Memphis, but with a choking hazard
25 Utah Utes I just wanted Utah to be ranked so Utah and Cincy have a ranked matchup. Also, they probably gave Reddit users a crazy hard-on by absolutely cracking Colorado.

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