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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2025 Week 10

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 28, 2025, 8:47 a.m.

Overall Rationale: I’m falling asleep goodnight baby girl

Rank Team Reason
1 Indiana Hoosiers Windiana ends the run of UCWA. Now back to UCLA. Hoosiers are clearly the most deserving team for the number one slot at this stage. We’ll see if that continues.
2 Ohio State Buckeyes So I’ve got a conundrum Ohio State. Who the fuck have you beat? It’s not your fault everyone on your schedule decided to have a “mid-off” this year, but it’s a bit hard judging your work at this stage, and frankly until you’re in the B1G championship game. Michigan looks to be the most difficult game remaining (and likely overall) but they’re not exactly great this year.
3 Texas A&M Aggies That game was not as close as the score suggests. The first half was kept close by mistakes by A&M. I really played with moving them up more. They’re SOR and drive has been impressive enough to overshadow weaker moments. With the Mizzou QB injury A&M should win out at this point. If texas replaces Arch then maybe that one is a real game too.
4 Oregon Ducks So is Wisconsin improving or did Oregon follow up Ohio State’s poor outing with their own. Not one to be outdone, I like it.
5 Alabama Crimson Tide Man yall got lucky at the end.
6 Georgia Bulldogs
7 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
8 Notre Dame Fighting Irish
9 Louisville Cardinals
10 Miami Hurricanes
11 Texas Tech Red Raiders
12 BYU Cougars
13 Vanderbilt Commodores Big win over Mizzou, though a bit marred. Vandy can fully vanquish texas next week, which will finally stop people from ranking them. The issue may be tu might improve if Arch is out for a considerable frame.
14 Ole Miss Rebels They pretty well solidified themselves as one of the top two outside the top group of the SEC with the OU win. With Mizzou’s injuries Vandy is the only competitor for the number four spot.
15 Houston Cougars Statement win for the Coogs. Good to see Weigman doing well. We have a real possibility of UH, A&M, and GaT all being in the playoffs which would be painful, exciting, and hilarious.
16 Tennessee Volunteers Big win over UK, starts to put some wind in their sails. Are they a contender this year? No. But they’re one of the top teams outside of the real contenders.
17 Cincinnati Bearcats Will they get Baylor’s HC fired? It would be v funny if so. Big game vs Utah coming up, and I have Utah just outside of my top 25.
18 Virginia Cavaliers My good will for UVa is waning fast. The only reason they didn’t drop further is that the rivalry aspect may have affected the outcome. They need to win big in these upcoming games to convince me they aren’t pretenders.
19 USC Trojans Bye week so not any movement really. I still find them more compelling than any other 2-loss B1G team. Massive game against Nebraska next week.
20 Navy Midshipmen Hey you’re undefeated, not many other teams can say that. You’re a more likable Liberty without the cuckoldry. UNT and Notre Dame coming up are HUGE and it doesn’t get any easier from here.
21 James Madison Dukes Leading the SBC, so long as they don’t trip up they may be able to steal away the G5 spot in the playoffs. My sweet prince JMU rides again.
22 North Dakota State Bison Massive win over SDSU that cements the Bizon as the top FCS school by a mile. They very well could be a threat to many top G5 and even many power schools. Glad they’re not on my schedule.
23 Boise State Broncos Well Broncos, time has come for you to make a reappearance. The AAC has fallen enough to bring you back. Memphis will still probably come out on top for the G5 but they’ll have to keep winning after that UAB loss. Memphis will be back if they keep winning and have the pedigree to move up faster than any other G5 team.
24 Missouri Tigers A brutal end to the game. They likely won’t remain ranked after this week unless their backup is solid. None of their remaining games are easy, MS St and Arkansas have plenty of capability.
25 Memphis Tigers So what the fuck was that UAB game.

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