Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 25, 2025, 10:16 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Alright, fuck it, I'll say it if nobody else will. Iowa football looks good. Like actually, they're 6-2 and their losses are by three points on the road to ISU and five points to Indiana. In other news, I have given into the voices in my head and ranked Texas A&M in the top two. Oregon keeps looking kinda rough (and the close Penn State win keeps getting worse) and honestly at this point the quality loss to Indiana is the biggest thing keeping them up. Alabama and Virginia technically won this week, but spiritually they lost and should at least drop a *bit* for it. Houston looks legit and I feel vindicated. Aaaaand I'm beyond done pretending like LSU and Texas are real football teams.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 2 |
Texas A&M Aggies
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| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
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| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
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| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
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| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
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| 8 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
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| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
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| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
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| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
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| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
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| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
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| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
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| 15 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
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| 16 |
James Madison Dukes
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| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
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| 18 |
Houston Cougars
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| 19 |
USF Bulls
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| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
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| 21 |
USC Trojans
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| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
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| 23 |
Virginia Cavaliers
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| 24 |
Utah Utes
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| 25 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.06 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.37 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.39 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
1.02 |
| 6 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.12 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.53 |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
-0.01 |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-2.31 |
| 13 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.87 |
| 14 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
3.29 |
| 16 |
James Madison Dukes
|
8.63 |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
USF Bulls
|
3.84 |
| 20 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.21 |
| 23 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
-1.02 |
| 24 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
-1.70 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Oklahoma Sooners
|
1.04 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.53 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.08 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.29 |
Total Score: 26.30