Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 21, 2025, 12:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Reasoning likeliness of a team's Head Coach being poached by a top end P4 program without a Head Coach
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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Unless he loses to Michigan badly again, near 0 |
2 |
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Enjoy your payday and your statue |
3 |
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Cult fanbase with unlimited money, near 0 |
4 |
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Keep wearing the hoodie and winning games, then no chance |
5 |
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It'd be funny, but most likely not |
6 |
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Oregon is a premiere program, he won't leave |
7 |
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Good team, but no good teams beaten, unlikely poached |
8 |
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Probably not, but I know plenty of teams that would want your QB |
9 |
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Mmmmmmmmmm |
10 |
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Won't get an upgrade, might downgrade if there's a sudden late season collapse |
11 |
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Might get come calls |
12 |
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Taking an L so your HC doesn't get poached, smart stuff |
13 |
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Low chance, but I bet much lower than I give credit for |
14 |
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Hahaha no |
15 |
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Do not take any in-state calls, little brother might get grabby |
16 |
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Doubt it |
17 |
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Deserves more credit for making a competitive team in ILLINOIS |
18 |
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Nah |
19 |
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Doubt it |
20 |
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Ehhh I'd be a little worried |
21 |
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Uh oh |
22 |
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Might be higher when Navy runs the table and wins the natty! |
23 |
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha |
24 |
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Ehh probably not |
25 |
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Nope |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.00 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.01 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.00 |
8 |
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0.00 |
9 |
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0.00 |
10 |
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0.32 |
11 |
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0.00 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.03 |
14 |
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-0.27 |
15 |
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0.17 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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1.09 |
18 |
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0.88 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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-0.56 |
21 |
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-0.56 |
22 |
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0.00 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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0.00 |
25 |
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0.00 |