Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 19, 2025, 12:55 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Sad
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
(+1) I'm so sorry for doubting you, I will never move you from #1 until you lose |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
(+1) WVU chose Neal Brown over this btw |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
(+1) Survive and advance, wait its not march yet? |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
(+1) As long as you don't play any unranked opponents for the rest of the season, you'll be national champs. Unfortunately, Auburn hired Hugh Freeze |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
(+7) Ole Miss is frauds, not them dawgs |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
(+2) Wait, the script said you were supposed to lose in embarrassing fashion, James Franklin? |
| 7 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
(+2) Duke is good, but if you play like this down the stretch, you will not be in the ACC championship game |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
(+2) GOD IS MORMON |
| 9 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
(-8) I knew I was smart to value Louisville this year. Also Carson Beck is the only person i've ever seen try to keep themselves out of first round pick conversation |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
(+14) Some NFL GM is going to lose their job thinking Diego Pavia is the next Tom Brady |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
(-5) I don't think this is the end of the season, as ASU is still a good team, even if out of playoff contention probably. Hopefully this is a wakeup call for the rest of the season, until Texas Tech loses on November 29th in Morgantown against RICH ROD'S HARD EDGE MOUNTAINEERS |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
(-5) Big Game Lane strikes Again |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
(+4) Remember when USC fans thought they were going to the playoffs? good times |
| 14 |
Missouri Tigers
|
(+2) Hugh Freeze bye bye |
| 15 |
USF Bulls
|
(+6) Best G5 team as of now, just keep winning and you're in the playoffs |
| 16 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
(+3) Not punishing for a close win over Wazzou, as they are demon creatures from hell designed to take sleeping ranked teams in the night |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
(-4) Josh Heupel gotta hate the state of Alabama |
| 18 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
(NEW) Really mad that I have to rank them now, this is fucked up |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
(-8) Lost to Vanderbilt and it wasn't a surprise. NIL has changed everything |
| 20 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
(NEW) I should've trusted Brohm. I was right all along |
| 21 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
(+2) Bye week...oh wait its just Oklahoma State |
| 22 |
Utah Utes
|
(-8) God is MORMON |
| 23 |
Texas Longhorns
|
(NEW) THEY'RE BACK (in the top 25) |
| 24 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
(+1) Bye week |
| 25 |
Houston Cougars
|
(NEW) 5-1 with only loss to Texas Tech, ranked because there is literally nobody else to put in here |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.01 |
| 6 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
USF Bulls
|
0.17 |
| 16 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.15 |
| 18 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.36 |
| 20 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
-0.01 |
| 21 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Utah Utes
|
0.26 |
| 23 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.23 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.15 |
Total Score: 1.34