Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 19, 2025, 12:55 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Sad
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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(+1) I'm so sorry for doubting you, I will never move you from #1 until you lose |
2 |
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(+1) WVU chose Neal Brown over this btw |
3 |
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(+1) Survive and advance, wait its not march yet? |
4 |
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(+1) As long as you don't play any unranked opponents for the rest of the season, you'll be national champs. Unfortunately, Auburn hired Hugh Freeze |
5 |
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(+7) Ole Miss is frauds, not them dawgs |
6 |
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(+2) Wait, the script said you were supposed to lose in embarrassing fashion, James Franklin? |
7 |
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(+2) Duke is good, but if you play like this down the stretch, you will not be in the ACC championship game |
8 |
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(+2) GOD IS MORMON |
9 |
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(-8) I knew I was smart to value Louisville this year. Also Carson Beck is the only person i've ever seen try to keep themselves out of first round pick conversation |
10 |
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(+14) Some NFL GM is going to lose their job thinking Diego Pavia is the next Tom Brady |
11 |
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(-5) I don't think this is the end of the season, as ASU is still a good team, even if out of playoff contention probably. Hopefully this is a wakeup call for the rest of the season, until Texas Tech loses on November 29th in Morgantown against RICH ROD'S HARD EDGE MOUNTAINEERS |
12 |
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(-5) Big Game Lane strikes Again |
13 |
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(+4) Remember when USC fans thought they were going to the playoffs? good times |
14 |
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(+2) Hugh Freeze bye bye |
15 |
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(+6) Best G5 team as of now, just keep winning and you're in the playoffs |
16 |
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(+3) Not punishing for a close win over Wazzou, as they are demon creatures from hell designed to take sleeping ranked teams in the night |
17 |
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(-4) Josh Heupel gotta hate the state of Alabama |
18 |
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(NEW) Really mad that I have to rank them now, this is fucked up |
19 |
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(-8) Lost to Vanderbilt and it wasn't a surprise. NIL has changed everything |
20 |
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(NEW) I should've trusted Brohm. I was right all along |
21 |
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(+2) Bye week...oh wait its just Oklahoma State |
22 |
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(-8) God is MORMON |
23 |
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(NEW) THEY'RE BACK (in the top 25) |
24 |
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(+1) Bye week |
25 |
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(NEW) 5-1 with only loss to Texas Tech, ranked because there is literally nobody else to put in here |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.00 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.01 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.00 |
8 |
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0.00 |
9 |
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0.00 |
10 |
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0.00 |
11 |
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0.00 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.00 |
14 |
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0.00 |
15 |
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0.17 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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0.15 |
18 |
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0.00 |
19 |
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0.36 |
20 |
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-0.01 |
21 |
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0.00 |
22 |
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0.26 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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0.00 |
25 |
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0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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0.23 |
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0.15 |
Total Score: 1.34