Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 13, 2025, 8:30 p.m.
Overall Rationale: unbiased arbiter of half-truths
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Looked okay |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Argument for #1 |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Best win in the country #windiana |
| 4 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Eye test |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
NIL is good for this program |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I dont really buy LSU so I dont really buy this team |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Their FSU loss is looking worse and worse |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Probably a top 4 teambut Penn State isnt even a power 5 team anymore |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
second strongest home loss |
| 10 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Tied for second strongest home loss |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
third strongest home loss |
| 12 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
transitive Bama win |
| 13 |
USC Trojans
|
actually decent |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
hurt QB probably affected that loss |
| 15 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
do they have a good win? |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
I dont really buy this team. Their September is looking fraudulent |
| 17 |
Memphis Tigers
|
undefeated |
| 18 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
ehh |
| 19 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
ehh |
| 20 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
obligated |
| 21 |
BYU Cougars
|
ugh |
| 22 |
USF Bulls
|
that Miami loss was just really bad |
| 23 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
If they werent Nebraska-ing themselves all the time, theyd be top ten |
| 24 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Why did they drop out of the AP? ND has 2 losses to top teams and theyre ranked |
| 25 |
Texas Longhorns
|
horns down |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.03 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.14 |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.97 |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
1.03 |
| 13 |
USC Trojans
|
0.59 |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
-0.23 |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.18 |
| 20 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
BYU Cougars
|
-0.95 |
| 22 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |