Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 12, 2025, 7:10 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Based on record, sos, games watched/eye-test, and vibes

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Indiana Hoosiers	Best looking team with the most impressive wins
2	Ohio State Buckeyes	THE Ohio State
3	Miami Hurricanes	Baby come back
4	Texas A&M Aggies	On fraud watch lowkey, but we’ll see if they can do the impossible and not go 8-4
5	Texas Tech Red Raiders	They’re cooking
6	Alabama Crimson Tide	Fuck Alabama
7	Ole Miss Rebels	Major Fraud Watch
8	Oregon Ducks	I’m really not sure about these guys
9	Georgia Bulldogs	Sic em!, but also on lowkey fraud watch ngl
10	Tennessee Volunteers	Now that Penn State is ass, Tennessee has become the new benchmark team that separates the good from the great
11	LSU Tigers	Lots of talent but BK can always get redder
12	Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets	Lil bro maybe got some hands
13	BYU Cougars	Cougars
14	Oklahoma Sooners	On permanent fraud watch
15	Missouri Tigers	A good but not great Mizzou team, unheard of
16	Vanderbilt Commodores	Still some sauce left in the bag no doubt no doubt
17	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	Why are you fighting the irish?
18	Virginia Cavaliers	On lowkey fraud watch
19	USF Bulls	2nd best F***ida team
20	Utah Utes	Utes
21	Texas Longhorns	On fraud probation
22	USC Trojans	USC good? USC mid? Unclear
23	Memphis Tigers	They know ball
24	Cincinnati Bearcats	What are they doing over there man? What are they up to?
25	Washington Huskies	Promising, but lowkey on fraud watch

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Indiana Hoosiers	0.14
2	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.00
3	Miami Hurricanes	0.00
4	Texas A&M Aggies	0.00
5	Texas Tech Red Raiders	0.00
6	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
7	Ole Miss Rebels	0.00
8	Oregon Ducks	0.00
9	Georgia Bulldogs	0.00
10	Tennessee Volunteers	0.18
11	LSU Tigers	0.00
12	Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets	0.00
13	BYU Cougars	0.00
14	Oklahoma Sooners	0.00
15	Missouri Tigers	0.00
16	Vanderbilt Commodores	0.00
17	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0.00
18	Virginia Cavaliers	0.00
19	USF Bulls	0.00
20	Utah Utes	0.00
21	Texas Longhorns	0.00
22	USC Trojans	-0.02
23	Memphis Tigers	-0.11
24	Cincinnati Bearcats	0.00
25	Washington Huskies	0.00

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
Nebraska Cornhuskers	0.24

Total Score: 0.70