RiffRamBahZoo Ballot for 2025 Week 8
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 13, 2025, 1:21 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Yes, you may notice that I have Oklahoma unranked. Reader, that is because I am a hater. The sooner we crater that desolate land called "Oklahoma" and turn it into the Sea of Texas, the sooner we will have a more perfect union in the USA. Oklahomans pray every day that their lives can be a little bit more life is for the good people of Texas, to which God hears those prayers and laughs. That place north of the Red River deserves nothing good in life, and they have rightfully earned all the bad things that perpetually happen to them. To hell with Coach Vegetables and the daily glue he eats, to hell to anyone who has the misfortune of being from the Sooner State, and to hell with anyone associated the poverty-ass state of Oklahoma.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
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| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
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| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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| 4 |
Texas A&M Aggies
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| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
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| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
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| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
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| 8 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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| 9 |
LSU Tigers
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| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
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| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
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| 12 |
BYU Cougars
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| 13 |
Utah Utes
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| 14 |
Missouri Tigers
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| 15 |
Virginia Cavaliers
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| 16 |
USF Bulls
|
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| 17 |
Memphis Tigers
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| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
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| 19 |
UNLV Rebels
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| 20 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
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| 21 |
USC Trojans
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| 22 |
Texas Longhorns
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| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
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| 24 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
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| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.14 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.44 |
| 4 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.36 |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
0.80 |
| 14 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.27 |
| 16 |
USF Bulls
|
0.19 |
| 17 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.31 |
| 19 |
UNLV Rebels
|
1.02 |
| 20 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
-0.65 |
| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Oklahoma Sooners
|
1.36 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.68 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.24 |
Total Score: 6.46