Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 7, 2025, 9:34 a.m.
Overall Rationale: nobody can compete with my genius
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
that actually mightve been their best win |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
strong case for #1 |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
psu really screwed the ducks |
| 4 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
would beat lsu 9/10 times, not a fluke |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
NIL is good for this program |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
#windiana |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
NIL is good for this program |
| 8 |
Missouri Tigers
|
underrated |
| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
hurt but good |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Everyone told me they sucked, now |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
The third wheel in the SEC Bama-Georgia-Tenn love triangle |
| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
12 is crazy low for these guys, right? |
| 13 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
either over- or underrated |
| 14 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
how'd they lose THAT bad? |
| 15 |
BYU Cougars
|
obligation |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
overrated? maybe not anymore |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
one good player |
| 18 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
is their good win any good |
| 19 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
good coaching |
| 20 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
shouldntve fumbled Virginia |
| 21 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
probably underrated, unfortunately |
| 22 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
obligation |
| 23 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
good coach, tough loss |
| 24 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
strong squad |
| 25 |
Washington Huskies
|
underrated |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.54 |
| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.25 |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.25 |
| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.73 |
| 14 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.31 |
| 15 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
-0.29 |
| 19 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.23 |
| 20 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.91 |
| 21 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |